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My friend and I just compared my family, me and herself to the game grumps.
We’ve come to the conclusion that:
My soon to be step dad= Ross (I say “god damn it ____!” a lot)
My mother= Holly (We own a bird)
Friend=Barry because “i am a jewish man who is hella rad”
And finally me: A weird Arin, Suzy, Danny combo. Because reasons.
so these guys were talking about there favorite sports ...just read this
Alex:Im more of a blowing person(sarcasm)
Dylan:really awesome? i never knew you liked it im more football
me: HEY DAYTONA ARE YOU A Quidditch PERSON!?!?
Daytona; I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS
Me: gosh your such a muggle
Mortified
Shrewbuddy " (name of friend) wouldn't have missed this but he had to go home Me "yea because he had to catch a raccoon" Shrewbuddy "(that face you get when your mind puts things together"
Me: Dude did you see the post where Stiles says "I love Harry Styles!" "Dude's the man!"?
Friend: Yeah... So?
Me: I love Stiles and Styles.
Friend: I know.
Me: I want to be in a Stiles/Styles sandwich...
Friend: You're weird.
Me: Just imagine that. Ugh I can't even...
Friend: Fine that be hot as fuck.
Me and Sabrina's convo
Me: So Sabrina, Are YOU excited for tomorrow?
Sabrina: To eat cake and play games? YES :)
Me: Sounds more like a birthday party than a grad party xD
Sabrina: What do you do at grad parties that's different?
Me: ... Eat... Children.. O__o
Sabrina: Ha. You cannibal xD
Me: We can also hunt for hippos. That would be fun
Sabrina: Ooo, That sounds fancy :D
Me: What a swell time we will have :3
Sabrina: Oh yes. That would be very enjoyable :)
Me: Then we can sit around the camp fire while telling tales of the time pickles ruled the world.
Sabrina: (doesn't reply)
Me: ... I think she's scared...
Hey Tana, I think I creeped your sister out xDD
Day #2 with the random fb guy..
Him: hey hows ur day so far?
Me: its good, how about yours
Him: it was good im wondering if i can make out with u some time.
Me: i dont think you should ask girls that.....
^^^ LOOL OMMG..... -____-"
A random kid fb messages me:
Him: hy janet how you doing.
Me: hi do i know you?
Him: no but you r really beautiful and i just thought we could be friends for now.
Me: lol thanks!mmkk
Him: i know this is kind of random but do you think im cute or no?
Me: youre kinda a little young …lol
Him: ok well how old r u not trying to be rude.
Me: 18 in like 2 weeks..
Him:im turning 18 in july the 23rd of this year. im not lying about that either.
Me: you look reallyy young.. no offense lool
Him: yeah i know i do but im turning 18 in july the 23rd of this year. do you think once you get to knoww me we can go out cuz your really beautiful.so do we have a chance of going out?
Me: .. uhm maybe not, im seeing someone....
Him: well no not exactly right now cuz i figured you were seing someone im saying when you become single again can we go out and makeout?
Me: uhm no.. your getting a little ahead of yourself right there buddy lol
Him: sorry so we will just be friends for now then we can maybe go out later?
^^^^ LOOL so funny, made my day @kelly: LOL im not seeing anyone!! i made it up so the kid could leave me alone AHAHA
