#weirder timeline update

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I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly

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I wish Tom Holland didn’t say Kermit the Frog was “peak gender” because now every day I’m dying of laughter seeing people in Kermit the frog themed outfits

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It’s about fucking timmeeeeeeeee, I knew some of the staff would lose it eventually.

Bye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy!

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Still thinking about the marine biologist who got super into eating sand dollars cause they saw sharks doing it

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Whyyy did Apple start a brand of makeup, nail polish, and etc and have the first thing that they mass produce be edible nail polish

What the literal fuck is he point of putting it on my nails if I’m just gonna scrape that shit off with my teeth right after

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To this day I still think about the video of Kate McKinnon getting forcibly escorted from the Disney’s Hercules musical on Broadway

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We all made the jokes about Ralsei in a maid outfit, we laughed, now we all have to live with the image of Toby Fox cosplaying as maid Ralsei (including a collar that says ‘Slut’ on it) in our minds and hearts. For better or for worse