Dude you should totally rant more about stardew valley ive got back into it and im playing non-stop
well. if you insist. UNDER THE CUT WE GO!!!
first things first may i appreaciate the wiki. I LOOVE THE SDV WIKI LIKE ITS SO USEFUL!!! i am also mad at the raccoons who moved in the tree stump on cindersap forest like TFYM I HAVE TO GIVE THEM ROASTED CRAYFISH AND A TILAPIA???? BRO???? I BUILT THEM A HOUSE. I GAVE THEM A NICE HOUSE FOR FREE. AND I HAVE TO GIVE THEM FOOD????BRO I NEVER FISH ANYMORE AFTER I GOT 3 (4?) OF THE LEGENDARY FISH IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEE anyways. i divorced sam!! i dont. i dont like him anymore. like yeah silly but manchild and boring after marriage but to be fair theyre all boring after marriage so i decided!!! i'll date and marry and divorce everyone and then get krobus as a roomate!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!! i really like krobus hes very very silly!!! also to be honest i only married sam because he reminded me of kel omoei ALSO!!! i have now TWO COWS!!! AND THREE DUCKS!!! i do have a lot more of animals but the new brown cow is called alcohol and the new duck is beer ( @cr0wxo named them) did i mention i love the cow. ITS SO CUTEEEE ITS SILLY!!!!! i loooove alcohol!!! alcohol the cow btw coughcough ANYWHO!!! oh god my eyes hurt from this paragraph good thing im never reading any of that again good luck yall
AHEM!! stardew fair is coming soon and i saved 3 crimsomfish aged (?) roe jars, a diamon, 3 stardrop teas and i forgot what else but pretty sure i'll shove in some iridium bars maybe??? i mean i have like 50 and keep forgetting to upgrade my stuff so yikesies (not to mention the ores i keep forgetting to turn into bars) have i metnioned i need to stop pickling stuff. i built a fucking shed for that and i keep FORGETTING TO TAKE THE BARREL THINGS OUT OF THE PLACE SO I PUT THEM IN THE SHED AND THE SHED THERE GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH im so normal! i hate harvey. i throw rocks at him everyday. because he rejected me in the first flower dance (they all did because i didnt have enough hearts with them but COME ON I WAS GIVING THAT MAN COFFEE MUGS EVERY WEEK TWICE!!! he was probably about to have a heart attack but who cares) im going to set him on fire. did i say im dating alex now and i gave him a rabbit foot so we're already at 9 hearts and soon.......... 10 heart event!!! i forgot what it is but i swear to fuck if hes the one who asks me for money as a 10 or 12 heart event. i'll kill him. ugh babygirl sam would neverrrrrrrrrrrr too bad hes lame but worry not i'll erase all of his memories so we start anew! anywho i also unlocked ginger island and i HATE THOSE FLYING FUCKS AND THE ONES IN THE LAVA WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK. JUST.GRAHHHHHHHHHSABDVIHFSLKFJBADKJKJFABKJSFDHGFHGBFSHGFHGDSGKHF BARKBARKBARKBABKARBARK anywho!
paragraph. cough. IM GONNA KILL VINCENT AND JAS. WHY DO THEY NOT LIKE COFFEE. WHEN I WAS THEIR AGE I DRANK COFFEE THEY GOTTA MAN UP LIKE I DID (i could only drink a sip) AND CHUG 6 LITERS OF COFFEE!!!! GRAAAAAAAAHHHHH THEYRE SO HARD TO GIFT?? i keep forgetting i have a greenhouse kill me. same with the quarry. ugh. also fuck prismatic shards i cant get any wahhhh i just want the galaxy sword........... and to complete the museum........ ugh. life is so hard...... sob. also wine takes so long to make it sucks!!!! im dying because i'll have to complete the joja bundle thing to get the cinema and. so. many. things. 5 gold quality ancient fruits........... silver quality wine which im not sure where to get (i think its from aging???).............. gold quality void salmon..... okay nevermind that one is easy as fuck to get fishing is easy but COME ON!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHH I JUST WANNA WATCH MOVIES WITH MY BOY KROBUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UGHHH cough. cough. cough. i feel so jolly! i need to get the shiba inu mod because i did NOT name my ugly yellow basic dog hector for nothing come on dude >:((( also im gonna get a void chicken and name it crow cuz bee asked me to sooooo yeah also!!! you should totes get pigs!!! if not pigs then sheep to get wool and make cloth it makes good money!!! also. dont ever. EVER. try to get more of mayor's shorts in his house without a totem to teleport somewhere else I DIED SO MANY TIMES AND LOST MY PEAK STUFF AND HAD TO RESTART THE DAY UUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL MEEEE also always always ALWAYSSS be a hoarder because i have so much wood i dont even chop trees anymore bro its like 5 stacks of 999 wood this shit is wilddddd my farm is squeaky clean from any trees but the ones i planted myself for sap!!! by the way FUCK THE SKULL CAVERN DUDE I HATE IT ITS WAY TOO HARD I KEEP DYING TO THE STUPID SNAKES AND WASTING ALL MY FOOD DGHKDFSLJKDFDJFK so get jades and save them up until you have at least 100 and go trade them for staircases with the desert trader!!! thats what im trying to do but im gonna wait until i have the galaxy sword maybe??? probably actually also i gotta get rid of the kid room. i dont want any kids. they stay in my way. they suck. theyre useless. THEY DONT EVEN HELP AROUND ON THE FARM COME ON!!! id have to waste prismatic shards if i tried to get rid of them its so ughhhh and they attack me if i go in the witch's hut??? not my fault they were so stinky i had to turn them into doves come on dude who wouldnt love to be turned into a dove against their will as a toddler by your parent because they dont want you yeah??? totally great idea
