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Let's have a look at today's horoscope:

TAURUS: Today will be a good day. Not necessarily for you, but for someone, surely.

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Let's have a look at today's horoscopes:

ARIES: Winking smile emoji. Graveyard emoji. Thumbs up emoji. 100 emoji.

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Finally, earlier we reported a death toll of zero, when in fact the number is closer to 38. We regret these errors.

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"This has been: your story. The radio moves on to other things! News, traffic, political opinions, and corrections to political opinions. But there was time! One day. One single day in which it was only one story. A story about You. And you were pleased; because you always wanted to hear about yourself on the radio."

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And I'm very into science. Or at least I am very into someone who is very into science.

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Pay your malevolent spirits. They’re overworked, especially around Halloween. And a 20% gratuity for poltergeists, phantasms, revenants, and ghosts is standard.

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Then they started to throw things at the moon, to demonstrate how much they hated it. But none of the objects they threw, not the champagne glasses nor the decorative party masks nor the dangerous knives, came anywhere near the moon.