The penultimate post- Taylor’s last ditch attempt to convince Facebook land she was a professional ballerina with the Colorado Ballet and was retiring at the ripe old of age 19/20. Fun fact: the average professional ballerina starts their professional career in their later teen years and doesn’t retire until they are around the age of 35 or even later. Although this status is also stolen and copied (almost) ver batem from Emily Dixon, Taylor tried to authenticate her post by mentioning other dancers, but obviously couldn’t tag them because she does not actually know these dancers, nor is she friends with them.













