Jul 19, 2024
[at Goldie’s funeral]
Scrooge: could I just have a moment alone with her
Other guest: yes of course.
Scrooge, leaning over her casket: okay, listen here missy, I know you’re not fucking dead
Goldie: yeah no kidding dipshit
#if you think she hasn’t pulled this shit MULTIPLE TIMES you are sorely mistaken#bec this has Goldie written all over it#the dramatics#the flare#(bec you just knows she plans herself a good funeral)#and the overall unnecessary-ness of it#like why take the easy route when you can fake a funeral#((Scrooge had to take his inspiration from somewhere))#he’s actually so sick of her shit tho#like this is his third fake funeral in 10 years#he’s so over it#does he turn up each and everytime#well Yeahh#but only to be sure#and also maybe to find out the drama of why she’s “died” this time#bec you can bet they make some interesting stories#she doesn’t just fake her death for the fun of it#well~#maybe once#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#ducktales#scroldie#incorrect quotes
