#wenchthoughts

[eproctowench]

I think I solved nose blindness to my own farts...

So I was casually indulging myself in my kink after eating pizza the night before. I had a jar that had previously had water in it sitting on my vanity, and I had to rip the biggest fart ever. I grabbed this jar and placed it perfectly against my ass. It made the most satisfying echo I've ever heard. After, I thought I was so noseblind to my own smell that smelling from a jar wouldn't do anything. I WAS WRONG it smelt so rancid and like week old leftovers. I grinned both in happiness and shock that I could smell my farts again.

[stupidwench]

I THINK IF WARREN ZEVON WERE 23 YEARS OLD AND ALIVE AND LIVED IN MY VICINITY WE WOULD BE FRIENDS

[eproctowench]

Crazy fart fetish “community” thing I remember

So back in about…2016-2017 I wanna say. There was this account ran by a woman with the username of something with “fartgirl” and a bunch of numbers. She reposted fart porn on her page, and the people who followed her had this fetish and it was a very active community. I think she had around 10k followers at one point. She also had some farting videos of her own where she farted on a dryer, her bed, etc but it was in the dark. No face, body shown.

One day, this YouTuber who I won’t name, did a video on “weird accounts”. Fartgirl was one of them, and I watched this YouTuber a lot back in the day. I was SHOCKED that my fav kink account was on YouTube and being talked about. Of course he was like “wtf this is weird, why is it just girls farting? How gross!” And his fans flooded that account.

She ended up deleting it, making a new one, deleting it. Privating the account, and then I lost access because I didn’t want mutuals to know I was a fart freak. Then deleting it again.

I think about her everyday. I hope she’s doing well now.

[stupidwench]

my new characters Auntie Needs and Uncle Help

[stupidwench]

didnt you hear? you missed it! everything happened and you werent there

[stupidwench]

life goes on life goes great

live and love and never hate

[stupidwench]

i bet youd hate yourself if you were me

[stupidwench]

sometimes i think about myself and my brain goes "horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible" for a whiel until im tired of it