Eproctowench

18+ ONLY F | 23 | Any prns I write fart stories on AO3

[eproctowench]

*farts cutely* My Intro ‎♡‧₊˚

You can just call me Wench. As you can tell by my page, I'm a goth and chubby bisexual woman who loves farts. I use any pronouns, I'm 23, and I love being called a fart whore.

I am a switch depending on the gender. If it is a wlw situation, I'm dominate leaning. If its with any other gender I'm sub leaning.

I recently got into writing out my kink after doing erp over text with flings for years. Turns out it was the best decision I made because I got back into writing, both kinks and somewhat normal smut stuff.

My kinks are highly specific, so bear with me as I write them all out.

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Top 5 Kinks - farts (male or female), omorashi, diapers (watching/reading about others going in them), light humilation, praise.

I like it sometimes - Coprophilia (accidents while clothed), light BDSM, threesomes, sex toys (I wanna have a collection), erotic text roleplay, ass worship.

There are things I hate in porn, but adore in writing. I can handle scat better in writing, but I hate seeing a person shit naked.

HARD NOS - Anything underage, inflation, crying, spit swallowing, non-con, vore, necrophilia, feet, blood, swallowing piss or shit, anal gaping, vomit, lactation, pregnancy, cum play.

My Work(s): All fart related

My Boyfriend Is A Loser (4'000+ words)

[literallyfuckyouu]

Bassy and muffled..

When a female farts God i love the sound it makes especially if its bassy and muffled and the moan of relief after letting rip also her facial expressions are so hot... but the thought of smelling the fart in real life scares me. Not really into the smell.. but the thought of a female holding me down and forcing me to smell her nasty farts really turns me on. Her degrading me after every fart.. telling me how good it felt to fart on me. Really need this. Anyone else like this?

[jeanwetter]

bed wetting is such a fav for me it automatically makes the victim feel small and pathetic, they didn't even get a chance to stop it! God forbid someone asks them what they're doing awake with that "trying-not-to-cry" look in their eye. The victim then showing them the puddle on the bed while fidgeting with the wet hem of their shirt, sniffling and apologizing over and over

[omo-bi]

Yesss and especially in a shared bed!!!

[pervertedangel777]

Ugh I need to be embarrassed like this

[the-butch-brapper]

I need a fart dom who'll say things like "You're ready? You're not ready." With an evil smirk before blasting my face with ass funk 🥴

[olderbootbutch]

one heavy makeout session with moaning and spit and groping and mutual thigh grinding please and thank you ma'am 🙏

[eproctowench]

I imagine a woman farting during sex to be amazing for dick havers. Just imagine the look on her face as she works to push one out, and you feel her walls tighten around you. A fart sputters out as you thrust deeper, and the walls tighten and close.

[basementair]

I really think praise in the eprocto community is one of the hottest parts about it. It's so intimate, imagine being called or calling someone a good boy/girl for farting. Watching them release the grossest, longest farts right onto your lap and then slowly kissing their neck, stomach, rewarding them with praise and comfort, looking up at them as you kiss lower and lower, whispering words of comfort and encouragement. Or vice versa, being treated delicately, comforted and praised to the highest level as you relieve the pressure in your gut onto their lap or into their open arms as they cuddle you.

[transguyhounddog]

I feel like we really sleep on the best part of farting: the facial expressions.

When they pause whatever they're doing and you can tell by the way their breath hitches and their eyes narrow that something big's about to come. The scrunch of a nose while they force it out, followed by the almost orgasmic rolling back of the eyes that makes you know it felt good. That little satisfied smile when they're proud of themselves, or that shit-eating grin when you berate them for how disgusting it was. Or even the discomfort on their own face if they get a whiff of those fumes.

[eproctowench]

Just had a wild experience for the first time where I was looking through your blog (wonderful btw) and came across my own post. Very surreal and the first time I have ever been like oh hey thats me.

@foulestwretch

Oh yeah that particular post was amazing! I’ve had similar experiences with other amazing users on this platform and I get giggly every time they repost. Thank you for looking through my blog, it means a lot.

[knottydollyy]

Not enough ppl in my asks telling me the disgusting ways they want to use me and fart up my nose!!!!!

[winged-void]

You've reached the omorashi hotline. Please Hold

[eproctowench]

Sometimes I daydream about sucking the cock of someone while they rip the gnarliest farts imaginable. I’m just going to town, sucking and licking at their cock while their stink makes my eyes water. Literal tears in my eyes.

Then, I feel my stomach ache as I speed up. It’s hard to hold farts back while on my knees, so I accidentally let out a loud, sputtering fart. I freeze, looking up at them and letting their cock slip out. They laugh and pat my head, which causes me to laugh with them. After the laugh, I get back to giving head and we fart together.

[bunkerair]

Maybe a controversial post but I noticed a lot of times in eprocto content it usually revolves around massive bloating, weight gain, furries, feederism, etc. (No hate to people into this stuff, it's just not my thing)

Honestly what actually turns me on is the idea of a conventionally attractive person farting. I want to see their gorgeous faces twist in discomfort, ripples and bubbles of sewage hidden neatly under toned abs, the epitome of beauty's face showing pleasure meant for an orgasm, instead used for relief of their putrid, gross guts.

I need to hear that boyish laugh and evil smirk as the hot male actor admits to his rip, that mischevious grin and blush as the model realizes she's on camera, the panic or lack of panic as gas makes its way out after being held too long.

I want to see pain, annoyance as their perfect body fights against being perfect for once. I want to hear muffled groans and sighs as they try to hold it in as much as possible. Fidgeting, avoiding eye contact, pacing, groaning, all while looking as sexy and ethereal as possible.

[aerbiscuit]

Whenever I see people utilizing the heat of farts in a scenario, it’s usually to make things too hot. Overheating, dripping sweat, accentuating discomfort and overwhelming sensations. And while I’m sure that’s sexy to a lot of people, it just, uh, isn’t for me. Because I’m a sensitive lil guy who just likes feeling nice (and am sensitive to too-hot temperatures).

So instead, I offer: the warmth of farts as a relief.

It’s winter, and Person A is freezing. They’ve just come in from outside and the upper layer of skin for their face, ears, and whatever else was exposed to the elements still feels frozen through. Maybe the heater is still taking a while to kick in, so the inside of the house is cold too.

Fortunately, they know they have a full night of cuddling with Person B ahead of them. And Person B has been eating their favorite (gas-inducing) food all day.

Person A curls up behind B, with their face right in the line of fire, and sighs in relief as the farts roll out. Warm, thick clouds of gas flow from B and surround A like a loving embrace. They defrost while taking deep, loving sniffs, bringing some of that nice hot air inside of them.

[eproctowench]

I'm curious, what inspired you to start writing and what inspires you to keep writing?

Well, I’ve been writing since I was a preteen. I stopped at 15 because I was told writing fanfiction was cringe, and I cared what people thought of me. I started writing fanfiction again in August.

Along with exploring the farts tag on AO3, it inspired me to write fart stories. Mostly because the ones on AO3 have incest, bestiality, pedo stuff. (If you sort by kudos the top one is two of those) I personally love stories where there’s aftercare and a relationship; which I can only count about two original stories and three in a fandom. So it inspired me to make more of that so people that are like me don’t have to sort through a bunch of gross things to find that scratch to their itch. I keep going because I love my own writing. Like the stories are always for me first, and then you guys after. I don’t want to live this life not doing something I love, even if my kink is nasty :)

[filthym3talhead]

i axtually have the most HORRENDOUS gas ever, spicy fried chicken + spicy garlic ramen bowl in the last two days, my farts are sooooo fucking wet right now, i totally sharted <3

[tootcushion]

Imagine your friend or partner asking you to cover up the sound of their fart. The two of you are in a public and they leaning over, almost doubling over in pain as they try to discretely rub their stomach. The food they ate earlier is not agreeing with them much and they have to find some relief soon. The closest bathroom is just out of reach for them so they look at you with doe eyes and say, “I really, really have to fart…” Before you can even process what it is happening, they meekly let out an "oh my god..." as a soft yet rumbly fart shudders the chair their sitting. Thinking quickly you try to move your chair and table loudly, trying to drown out the stomach-churning gas escaping their rear. It was like a tap was opened as they kept releasing fart after fart with no sign of them stopping anytime soon. Unfortunately you moving your chair and table did the opposite of concealing the detestable sounds as others around would look at the both of you with quizzical looks on their faces. When they finally ceased the barrage of repugnant, fetid flatulence they slowly turned to look at you, their face red as a tomato and feebly said "t-thank you...I feel a little better now"

Based around this lovely art piece https://twitter.com/pastelassz/status/2032864751148007927