[MSG:] What do you mean you RAN OVER A TREE? [MSG:] You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face. [MSG:] He sounds great on paper, but he’s a total fucking mess in person. Like communism. [MSG:] How do you get kicked out of 5 different restaurants in one night? (jj/kris)
[MSG:] What do you mean you RAN OVER A TREE?
[MSG]: ALMOST. ALMOST ran over a tree.
[MSG:] Remind me not to fly home at 4am again.
[MSG:] I think I made enemies with some pigeons that night.
[MSG:] You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
[MSG:] I don't think I was mentally prepared for how that sentence was going to end.
[MSG:] Gods Kris, what are you even doing to get a cactus thrown at your face?
[MSG:] This is the worst bucket list I've ever heard of.
[MSG:] He sounds great on paper, but he’s a total fucking mess in person. Like communism.
[MSG:] I didn't know you asked guys to bring in resumes on the first date.
[MSG:] But went that well huh? What should I bring, Firewhiskey or rum?
[MSG:] How do you get kicked out of 5 different restaurants in one night?
[MSG:] Very carefully and with a lot of talent?
[MSG:] You were right, he does sound like communism.
[MSG:] How much more of the guy can you take?
[MSG:] I've got all the time in the world, so just say the word. I can pop by and make the 'very-convinient-distraction' so you can get the hell out of dodge.
