#werewolf!serena

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Andy: Hey, thanks for fetching me the-

Werewolf!Serena: Really? Fetching?

Andy: Oh my gosh. I am so sorry.

Werewolf!Serena: I’m just messing with you.

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Werewolf!Serena: Querida, what are you doing?

Emily: [putting in silver earrings]

Werewolf!Serena: Is this because I said Andy looked good?

Emily: [continuing to put on more silver jewelry]

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Andy: What a beautiful full moon. Perfect for a werewolf to come out.

Werewolf!Serena: I'm a lesbian.

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Werewolf!Serena [turning]: Emily...go...I don't want you to see me like this.

Emily: I'm not afraid of you.

Serena: It's not that. I'm just really dumb as a wolf and I don't want you to see me barking at the mirror for two hours.

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Werewolf!Serena [drunk]: I think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them...and I think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes.

Serena: The rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate.

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Emily: I'm a sexy vampire and-

Emily: [quickly kisses Serena]

Emily: My girlfriend is an even sexier werewolf.

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Emily: Why didn't you tell me you were a werewolf!

Serena: I said I was a dog person.

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[supernatural!AU]

Caroline: Hey Serena. You're a werewolf.

Serena: That's right.

Caroline: Well, I was wondering...what would happen if we put you on the moon?

Serena: Um...

Cassidy: She would suffocate, Caro.

Caroline: We wouldn't send her up there without a helmet!