#westoned

[blackmanwriting]

the problem is...

the other day I passed a ma’ rainey-like  black woman with her companion on the street as they were walking away from a restaurant. at that moment, she told her companion, a jimmy buffet hipster with a graying rob zombie beard, “you see, the problem with trump is (slurred pause), is that he likes cars.” 

I have never heard or thought of this point before. But more importantly, have we all increased our drinking or whatever trying to forget he’s running for president? Who is tracking the increased consumption?

[butareyoulistening]

I was just having this sugar filled coffee rush that had me in a tizzy over this paper and how I’m behind, and then I took a couple puffs off this blunt I’ve lighting and extinguishing to make last me a while (it’s my last one). I immediately feel calmer and can think a little clearer.