#wet mop

[catbeeisafraid]

I’ve decided that I love nothing more than a messy main character- like, I don’t mean quirky “teehee, I’m so clumsy!” I mean like, how are you alive, how do you even care for yourself omg you are a wreck. It’s just so compelling, so shocking- I love it.

[impr0bablyhighrn]

Someone I follow who has been all “don’t post TLJ spoilers!” for weeks just freaking posted spoilers without warning, and it was such a disappointing thing and now i’m totally bummed out and also angry. 

I’ve been a star wars fan for like 30 years....trying not to let this get to me and ruin everything that makes me excited.

Between this and the stuff going on with Fantastic Beasts right now, I’m really feeling miffed with the internet for wet mopping my fandoms. 

[blumineck]

My new most eccentric moment...

Wearing my entire outfit (consisting of trousers, shirt, knitted tie and waistcoat) back-to front (i.e. tie was at the back), and barefoot, using a wet mop to fend of a drunk and/or stoned horny couple and prevent them from using for the releiving of said hornyness the room in which I, along with The Teenage Eccentric, and another friend (also wearing his suit back-to-front) were watching Johnny English reborn. At 1 am. At a party. Whilst completely sober.