answer my riddles 6537

forever fighting the urge to become a fake career psychic but I have been told I have morals or whatever

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[catbeeisafraid]

I was talking to my cousin and he said “catan is gay” and I was like you cannot say that your moms are lesbians what

[puppart]

Amor a los Moomin

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[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[texaschainsawmascara]

Megan Fox, ‘08

[devilstarr]

megan woman

[c-leadraw]

Winter's Orbit by @avoliot

[feuer-in-soho]

happy may day!

[feuer-in-soho]

as all good things its based on a thing that happened in tomodachi

[the-haiku-bot]

as all good things its

based on a thing that happened

in tomodachi

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[b-a-m]

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

i know it’s supposed to be “it’s gonna be may!” But ain’t that fuckin’ ramen?

[teaboot]

how soon we forget Justin timberlake’s bad perm

[loish]

I’m not sure, but I think that tree might be haunted 👀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This started in my sketchbook and became a painting ~ painting twisty trees is so soothing!

[britain-offical]

is this a safe space to say that I want to pin someone against the wall and kiss them with teeth and tongue and then bring my lips up their jawline and down their neck with my hands lost in their hair... ?

[thebi-tterfly]

Britain you’ve done enough dominating for a lifetime

[britain-offical]

okay this is the best reply everyone go home

[why-bless-your-heart]

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

[why-bless-your-heart]

I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nichol’s “Beethoven Lives Upstairs.”

[malglories]

😭😭😭

[sweaterkittensahoy]

trust the sopranos to claim credit for the work of a contralto.

[the-haiku-bot]

trust the sopranos

to claim credit for the work

of a contralto.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[herewithinthevoid]

every so often something nice happens on the other hellsite 𖹭

[decadent-hag]

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

[brucebocchi]

[madhopz]

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[thesubcon10ent]

Some fool: Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history!

Tumblr users indiedrone and fullblownpanic: oh really? Watch this

[guiltyidealist]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[stariteart]

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️‍⚧️

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.