WFC Trilogy - Character Reviews
Pretends to listen to everyone's advice
Okay let's look for the allspark because I said so
*Yeets it off Cybertron an hour later*
Lowkey tired of OP's shit
Probably played basketball in HS
Told his boss to go suck it
Joined the other team as an excuse to murder his former colleages
(Fucking dies and has his body used as a weapon of war)
His decapitated head makes a nice ornamental table piece
Do NOT upset his patients
What does he know about Perceptor's tight receptor?
D...did he just give Megatron a boob job?
Now you see me now you don't
Wants to fight Ratchet's decepticon bf
Almost gets his shit wrecked by fucking wind
Somehow survives having a big ass hole blown in his torso
Gets sucked out of a ship into the cold depths of space
Are you okay, my little cogchamp?
Shows up outta nowhere as an accomplice in robbery
Lowkey wishes she stayed home
Her and bee have chaotic sibling vibes
Can't snipe your ass because she's dead
Didn't graduate med school for this shit
Somehow survives falling to his death
He's always alert....hehe....get it?....Cuz his name's Red Alert...and he's always...heh...alert
Won't actually fight you because Ratchet would disapprove
Thank you for flying ark airlines this is your captain speaking
Probably has no idea wtf is happening most of the time
*points at butterfly* is this screentime?
Wait this guy was in the show???
Proud single dad of three kids
Can't control his three kids
Get's murdered by one of his three kids
(That kid then went on to start a planetary war against the other two kids)
Bumblebee's sleep paralysis demon
Has giant self-portraits of him murdering autobots hung up around his crib
Angry at OP because he's shit at flirting with OP
Save the cybertronians...by mass murdering the cybertronians
Gets promoted and instantly climaxes
Is shit at searching for Autobots
Shares a braincell with Shockwave
Even more questionable voice
Secretly doesn't condone Megatron's shit
Wants to be punched in the face
Does not want to be shot in the face
Does not get stabbed in the tit
This is animal abuse I'm calling PETA
He's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Soundwave's cooler cousin
Cut off 4 of it's 5 faces so it could get it's shit together
Still does not have it's shit together
Bitch better have my money
Gets posessed by his client
Ahaha that was the old me
Dude's just vibing in space
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Will insult you eloquently
(((Fr he's been through so much trauma; he lost his family, became the last of his kind, is probably suffering from PTSD and now two groups of strangers invade his home and start shooting at him. Homeboy has every right to be pissed off)))
Nuh uh I ain't getting involved
*gets involved 10 mins later*
The embodiment of the 'Who are you? / I'm you...but stronger' meme
Of course he only gets 2 seconds of screentime