i bet wangxian have to rigidly schedule their sexcapades because if they start too late at night lan wangji will simply pass out at 9:00 no matter what he was doing

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i bet wangxian have to rigidly schedule their sexcapades because if they start too late at night lan wangji will simply pass out at 9:00 no matter what he was doing
now, correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm fairly certain that it's never confirmed who was born first - wei wuxian, or lan wangji. and given that lan-er-gege, the closest thing to a pet name wei wuxian has for lan wangji, is a reference to him being the second son, rather than him being Older...
everyone. we have all been neglecting the very real possibility that wei wuxian is Older than lan wangji, which means, of course, one thing: we need fics where lan wangji gets drunk and calls him gege.
submitted for approval of the midnight society:
wangxian au where wwx survives the backlash of destroying the seal and escapes to the far north. the backlash is not without consequences, however; wwx is changed, having become something between a fierce corpse like wen ning and a yao. wwx recovers from his wounds and starts a farm in the wilderness, subsisting off whatever he can scavenge and setting up traps for anyone who might come after him.
thirteen years after the battle of nightless city, lan wangji and a group of lan junior disciples are summoned to a remote village in the north to deal with a forest that seems to be eating anyone who travels through it alive
wei wuxian: you wanna fuck me so bad
lan wangji: ...
wei wuxian: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
lan wangji: ...
lan wangji: we are married, wei ying
hnng I'm trying to sneak alcohol into cloud recesses but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting lan zhan
I see your 'Lan Zhan is a baby with a headcold because he's never had one hc' and raise you 'Lan Zhan has had a regular amount of colds over the years and has had to actively repress them being unable to cough or sneeze or take time out to rest bc model Gusu Lan and is now an entire ass baby with WWX because he fucking CAN be'
you're So Right. come here so I can give you a medal
there are two wolves in my head. kinky bastards wangxian and tragic virgins songxuexiao. they will not stop barking. they are so loud