god literally looked at me in 2026 and said I'm going to send you a man so perfect that he is a cat guy he's miserable he's a pisces he hates fairground rides just like you so he can keep you company while you look after your friend's bags while they ride the Decapitator 5000 and in his alter ego music videos he slices his own face and kills gang members and then god laughed because he knew he finally found my ultimate achilles heel











