#its ok

[hannigramislife]

*7 yo Tim dressed as Robin for Halloween going trick or treating and knocking on Wayne Manor*

Bruce: And who might you be?

Tim: I'm Robin! The Boy Wonder!

Bruce: Wow! The Boy Wonder deserves two pieces of candy, don't you think?

Tim, hugging him: Thanks, Batman! You're the best, I love you!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Here, you can have all the candy.

*Bruce walks inside*

Bruce: Alfred, we need more candy.

Alfred: Pardon me, sir, but weren't there only about 4 kids to have come by?

Bruce: Yes, I know, but one of them was dressed as Robin and he said he loved me, so I gave him everything.

[itsis0k]

Lesson number one of swordmanship, pose after defeating someone something something

[cactusznake]

Take me back to 2018, i was obsessed

[mafuyuakgae]

even if I came to love humanity in the end, there’s no proof I was ever here, right?

[luamenas]

Arachnid wemmbu propaganda

Kyyyaaa I like this one (〃´ω`〃)

[candyje11yfish]

Live in the moment! It's now or never for Team Present!

[unfetteredautism]

Angel - Part Seventeen.

Dennis' 21st birthday was uneventful thanks to a global pandemic being declared just two days before. And then a bit later, the whole world shut down. All his classes went online and he headed home, banished to his room for two weeks to avoid spreading his college germs.

This was terrible. Not because of the deadly disease, but because he no longer had enough privacy to adequately satisfy his online pervs. What a travesty. He decided a good plan B was to load up his phone with ass and dick pics to send out whenever someone paid for one instead of doing them when requested. Unfortunately, one of his biggest money makers, videos of him whimpering and moaning, was no longer available for purchase. There was absolutely no way he could get away with making one of those in his parents' house.

Oh well. Anyways...

One day, after dinner, Dennis retired to his room and found a new message waiting in his inbox.

He spent some time lying about his sexual experience to give some poor doctor named Mike something to take his mind off the global pandemic.

So what if he's never even seen another man naked in real life? It's not like this little white lie about being a whore was going to come back and bite him in the ass some day... Right?

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part 17 > part 18