#what the hell man...

[mewdoughs]

something something, people can only take so much before it hurts too much to stay

[jellybeanium124]

fuckin delivery driver stole my food. said he couldn't find my building and then when I was like "hello I am standing out front... I am freezing..." he called me said the building didn't exist and then hit me with the "no speak english" bro you were just talking to me. in english. it's too late for that. he stole my food!! he fuckin stole my food. motherfucker stole my fuckin tacos. hope he likes em!! christ on a cracker.

[linusbenjamin]

alias on Twitter

““The Scarlet Witch cut [a sorcerer’s] head off, and then puppeteered his headless body against his comrades. Probably wouldn’t have been ok for a PG13 rating, but it was cool.” — Michael Waldron 🫠”

This is an unreleased Scarlet Witch cut... never forget what they took from us!!!

[fagflint]

NO ONE IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT MIKA AND YOSHIMATSU. THEY LITERALLY WERE LOVERS????? THEY LITERALLY WERE LOVERS AND HAD A DAUGHTER TOGETHER AND MIKA HAD TO FUCKING KILL YOSHIMATSU ABOUT IT BC HE TRIED TO FORCE THEIR DAUGHTER TO KILL HIM??????????????????

[marvolord]

I fell down / up the stairs at work and am now at home :///

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

@ whoever at Konami decided that what Castlevania really needs is fleamen riding boulders down stairs: Turn your location on I just wanna talk

[amyjacob]

okay nope im back to hating eleanor

[pexoxota]

I've had an average of 8+ hours of screentime per day for years now but I still cannot use tumblr properly this feels like rocket science to me