brewing a silly little tma au where jon actually does follow through with stabbing his eyes out after he learns that thats a thing you can do (maybe he and melanie get silly w it and do it together) but instead of going to georgie or someone he goes to raphaella, his former band mate. who happens to still be in touch with most of the rest of the band. do you see where im taking this.
none of them are touched by any of the fears, jordan is just some guy that sounds similar to tim and ts is just a little genderqueer. good for it. anyways i think it would be funny if basira was ashes still and also
[insert break to ask The People if they have a ship name]
ashes and tim were married because its canon to me im SORRY
anyways, with jon gone basira is promoted woo but unfortunately it means they cant really go play in a band with that guy who got them into this whole situation to begin with. shocker.
anywayys the mechs make a return like six years after they stop. still trying to decide if dttm is canon. im thinking yes and they say it just didn't stick because i think jonny claiming that his heart stopped then his eyes got stabbed out and then it started again would be a funny excuse as to why this immortal character is blind now.
okay its late is this legible idk goodnight