#wheat anon

[thekingwhohappenstolikeyellow]

no that guys right don't listen to that other yellow guy

~🌾

What No I Am ^_^ So Nice And AweSome Why Would I Be Anger Inducing

[a-hermit-ish]

”okay… a little harder than I thought. I have offerings! Yes… let’s see”

(The person looks through their overstuffed bag)

”I have…. 2 enerjecka cans…. Cat food… a kombucha… and a pack-no 2 PACKS of cigarettes…”

(After taking all that stuff out, they look through their peephole again)

“So… what do you say..? Also I PROMISE I’ll get myself cleaned up when I get inside.”

-🌾

"Leave."

Aww, shame! It seems you weren't able to get into the hermit's house, but at least he didn't shoot you, right?

[golden-violin]

HI Lucifer, do you have a duck resembling Charlie?

-Wheat anon

“A duck that looks like Charlie-? Hah! Who would ever think of that—“

[bad-witchcraft-smp-ideas]

When Lauren is blasted with enough force, she explodes into many mini Lauren's as she is a sandwich with cloneing properties.

-wheat anon

NSJJDJNCBD

[bonesandthebees]

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD ON. Pythia is pih-thia??? I've been saying the py as pie this entire time help

— 🌾

oh god not again /lh

hate to break it to you but yeah it's pih-thia

[yandere-mc-yt]

Can I have c!Dream and c!Technoblade (platonic) getting super protective and pissed after Quackity hurts the reader? Maybe the reader is their brother or something like that

-🌾

Aight. Since you're signing with an emoji I'll give you a name. I'll call you Wheat Anon

Warnings: Yandere Themes, possessiveness, obsessiveness, platonic sibling relationship, harm mentioned, violence mentioned, canon character death

Dream

Despite claiming he's didnt care for anyone or anything, there was pne thing he was still attached to: his brother.

Dream did his best to make it not obvious but Quackity was keener than most of the others on the server. He decided to use this to his advantage during one of Dream's prison torture sessions.

Quackity had kidnapped them and beat them into a bloody pulp. He takes a blood stained shread of their clothing to tub into Dream's face when he visits him that same day.

Dream is of course angry but he also feels so.... useless. It scares him more th an any of the torture Quackity has put him through before.

For the first time since being imprisoned he's actually realized that he can't be there for his brother- how unprotected his poor weak sibling is without him there to run the server like before.

This time he won't be begging Quackity to stop hurting him. He'll be begging him to not hurt his brother- in exchange for any information the shapeshifter wants.

Technoblade

Technoblade was a very very over protective brother before anything on the server transpired. After establishing his home on the icy tundra, his silbing wasn't allowed to wander to far from the cottage unless he or Philza was with him.

He was so sure that since he was retiring, Techno and his brother was safe right? Clearly wrong when the Butcher army shows up.

When the altercation between Techno and the butchers happens, instead of grabbing his horse, Quackity holds Technoblade's brother hostage. And despite his first instinct being violence, the look of fear on his brother's face and the axe against his throat made him hesitate.

He absolutely could never ever risk one of his only family member's lives. They both were taken back to Lmanberg for Technoblade's execution.

Thankfully, things go like they do in canon and Technoblade is able to escape with his brother but not without Quackity following them.

Unlike in canon, the damage Technoblade does to Quackity is far worse and with no hesiation whatsoever. His only regret is that he may have come out fsr more bloodied here... and perhaps terrifird his poor sweet brother.

[kats-blogg]

It’s Wednesday my dudes 🌾🌾🌾

[frogtanii]

I BET MAKKI N MATTSUN R LIKE “how much you’ll bet she coming out limping” “10 dollars” “bet”

-🌾

LMFAOOAOAI THEY WOULD KAJSKS