hi! what do u think a poly relationship with mike wheeler and lucas sinclair would be like? cause i cannot get it out of my head. pls ignore this if u dont wanna do that lol
Homo? Yes. || Mike Wheeler & Lucas Sinclair
Synopsis - Being in a poly relationship with both Mike Wheeler and Lucas Sinclair.
Warnings - Teasing.
Requests are opened, headcanons only
>You and Lucas 100% bully Mike all day. Everyday. He does deserve it.
>They both also love to tease you.
>Mike singing your favourite song, absolutely butchering the lyrics.
>Lucas constantly reminds you of yours and his height difference. Whether you be shorter or taller.
“Oh come on y/n, I’m not holding it that high, just grab it.”
“Your so tall… bend down or you won’t get any kisses.”
>Mike steals all of your clothes, or whatever he can fit into. Your missing half of your socks because of him.
>Lucas on the other hand tries to get you to wear his clothes. You currently have 3 of Lucas Sweaters in your closet.
>They’re used to be 7 but Mike stole 4 of them too.
>Mike and Lucas argue about who gets to cuddle you and spend more time with you.
>Please try to spend an equal amount with them. Depending on whoever spends more time with you will brag about and make the other jealous.
>They both force convince you to play dnd with them and the rest of the party.
>Lucas also drags you to all his games, and many of his practices.
>They take you for ice cream a lot during the summer.
>If it’s a season 3 setting, just know that Mike bullies Steve into giving you free ice cream.
>Erica and Holly have walked in many of your cuddle piles. Erica bullies Lucas and Holly asks half a million questions.
>Nancy has caught you kissing both, and if she isn’t aware of yours relationship, has cornered you and questioned you.
>She’s protective of the party.
>Steve does the same thing, but just know he doesn’t leave much room for you to explain. He just keeps talking and asking how could you lead on his baby’s his younger friends.
>Eddie’s chill. When he finds out, he makes a face and turns his head.
>He caught you 3 by going to the library and watched as you sat in between them and let them repeatedly kiss your cheeks as you studied.
>You were all hidden so well that Eddie is even surprised how he managed to catch you 3.
>Robin knew the minute she looked at you 3. She’s a lesbian, she obviously has gay powers. She is the Spider-Man of gayness.
>Depending on your style, they will occasionally match with you. Whether you be on the more feminine side of masculine side. Or a mix of both even.
>Getting Mike to wear pink is as easy as giving a cat a bath without being scratched. It’s nearing on impossible.
>You gotta give him half a million kisses and promise more and agree to hour long cuddle sessions.
>Lucas don’t mind. He grew up with Erica and she used to bully him into dresses and putting makeup on him.
>If you’re close enough, he’ll show you the photos his mom use to sneak of him.
>Lucas loves when you wear his letterman jacket, especially around town. It makes him feel special.
>Lucas also gets Mike to wear it. But only at either his (Lucas’) or your house.
>Mike makes ‘That’s kinda gay’ jokes whenever he and Lucas kiss. Lucas stares him dead in the eyes, unimpressed and flicks his nose.
>If you’re a guy, Mike does this with you too.
>You catch on, and when Mike doesn’t make a joke, you sort of…
“What happened to ‘no homo’? What is this? Russia?”
>Gravity Falls reference, lol.
>You, Erica and Holly have teamed up on several occasions and forced the two in skirts.
>Max is the ultimate wingwoman. She’s the only one that isn’t related to either of them that’s allowed to bully them.
>Mike can’t cook for shit. But he can sure as hell bake.
>Lucas can cook and sew very well.
>Lucas is a spice king. You’ve tried to beat him by eating his very fuckin spicy wings.
>He held you while you cried and threw up in the bathroom.
>This headcanon applies more so to white people but oh well.
>I’m white so I can say that.
>I know this is true because I once made a sandwich with several different peppers, salsa, a bunch of hot sauce and the chip thing from the one chip challenge.
>Mike is so white, he finds salt spicy.
>Lucas also has a massive sweet tooth.
>Talk about a mixture of sugar and spice.
>He loves cotton candy.
>If you’re Australian, be prepared to get harassed by Dustin about ‘Down Under’.
>Side Note, the ‘throw a shrimp on the bqq’ is an American ad. I’m sick of Americans harassing me about it. T_T
>Lucas loves to dance. Especially with you. Getting Mike to join is somewhat a challenge but enough hugs and kisses should get him to agree.
>Be prepared to show them traditional dances cause Lucas wants to learn.
>Mike is all skinny limbs, with zero coordination. He can not dance. Hence why he doesn’t like to dance.
>But when he does, be careful of his hands, he might accidentally wack you.
>Mike slaps yours and Lucas ass’s.
>Lucas is a respectful king. Will only touch with permission.
>Consent is hot.
>Mike obviously asks. Just after a time, he’ll do certain things on an impulse because of your reaction.
>Your face anytime Mike slaps your ass: 😦
>Lucas’ face whenever Mike slaps his ass: 😳
>Mike gets into his emo era anytime either of reject his affection.
>Lucas screams sings to the lyrics of every Olivia Rodrigo song when you and/or Mike reject his love.
>Either way, dating both is chaos but we love chaos, lol.