#wheeze!

[cottagedeer]

I love your art so much! Sorry, I should've specified that I pictured a dainty sneeze. Thanks so much for sharing! There's hardly any sneeze art of Simon Petrikov. Nice King is my favorite Simon AU! How do his kids react to his sneezes? Both the dainty and dad sneeze?

Ah, to clarify Nice King doesn’t have dainty sneezes with that silly shnoz.

But when the kids hear him revving up a sneeze, they utter 3 words.

Duck

And

Cover!

XD

[flappydragons]

Incorrect Quotes Featuring my moots @mochadagoober @switchthedragon @nottefierr OCS/Personas

Tempest : Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Switch : No. Ezra: No. Tempest : Didn't think so.

Paparazzi: We are not mad. We are just disappointed. Tempest : No, we are mad. Paparazzi: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide. Tempest : No, we’re not! Paparazzi: I am not a mind reader, Tempest!

Tempest, to Ezra : You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Switch all the time, and they never repeat it. Tempest, also to Ezra : But you call Paparazzi “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…

Paparazzi: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Tempest : Not again! Paparazzi: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. Ezra: Just wait until you hear about whales. Paparazzi: What now?

Switch , talking about Tempest : Y’know, you never mentioned an intern. Ezra: That’s because they’re not officially an employee, they’re unpaid. Switch : You don’t pay them?! Ezra: They get college credit. Switch : Are you sure your not evil?

Tempest : Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall? Paparazzi: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. Tempest : That's not what I asked. Paparazzi: That is all the information I have.

Paparazzi: I don't dab. I stab.

Tempest : What are the hardest things to say? Switch : I was wrong. Ezra: I need help. Paparazzi: Worcestershire sauce.

Tempest : I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Paparazzi: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Tempest : They're not. Paparazzi: Haha, very funny. Tempest : I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Paparazzi: No... what happened? Tempest : ...Why would you fall for this again-

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes #160 Mammon dissin' Luci

Mam: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Lucifer is walking in this room

Mc*wheeze*

Lucifer sucks club(Satan & Belph):.....I feel a disturbance in the force...

[9116]

@penguins: Hoping for the longest road trip ever. See you soon, Toronto.

[gamblinkat]

It tied between Velvette and Valentino 😆. Pffft do i do another poll or let Husk be dual soul contracted to both of them 👀.

[orpheusofthestars]

aaaah i wanna get into rping so bad ive like tried before and ive rped with a couple people but,,, its never been in a context where i could get excited for it and im kinda sad

[ahotknife]

I mean--- he never said he /was/ heterosexual either so---

I know I’m screaming like .............. he said he liked to sleep with men but his other points were valid