#whiskeyrambles

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All I did was hold shield and announce “shield’s gone” every fifteen seconds but boy howdy look at that.

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I let the other team’s Winston get a health pack instead of finishing him off and then he refused to hurt me the rest of the game and would primal rage just to hop over to me and wave true love is real

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Y’all ever play D.va and forget your thrusters are on cooldown and you launch your ult but it just stays in one place and all you can do is watch in disgrace as it explodes right in front of you and you had everyone lined up in a long corridor?

That’s a different kind of pain.

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I just looked at a screenshot of Hanzo in his event skin and legitimately thought that this was the first time we were seeing him with his full tattoo on display and went “Wow his tattoo is so cool look at that!!!!!”

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Read the new Tracer comic and my thoughts:

Great to see Mondatta again! The way he talked to Tracer before his speech...He knew. He knew what was going to happen. And it’s interesting seeing how much Lena internalizes from her time in Overwatch. How seriously she takes her job, and how hard it is on her, especially when she fails.

Because when she fails, people die. Mondatta died.

B U T tell me what the FUCK that omnic chick thinks she’s accomplishing by saying “if Tracer had just taken the bullet for Mondatta she would have saved him!” YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK but then she would have died????? And now you’re going to play the blame game, getting angry at someone who has only ever done her best to HELP you in any way she can??? You’re suddenly going to go against her because she MOVED OUT OF THE WAY OF AN INCOMING BULLET THAT WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE MOST OP OF ALL TRICK SHOTS TO HAVE EVER BEEN TRICK SHOTTED ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? And all the omnics just. Agree???? With punk omnic chick????????

I am very sick of this character trope. The whole “this person that has never done anything wrong and in fact has only ever done good for me suddenly had to make a huge life or death decision that was a lose-lose either way and chose one I didn’t like so now I’m really disappointed in them and we can’t be friends anymore :/“ is exhausting please make it stop. Lena doesn’t deserve that :(

Also!!!! Maybe just maaaaaaybe we have a Zen?? My boy my sweet sweet boy????

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Honest to god nothing makes my day more than xbox chat messages from tilted gamers. That stuff is GOLDEN let me tell you.

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I had a dream that there was a McGenji week with a theme of something called “Mystery Week” (?????)

Not sure what that means or entails but now I want a McGenji week.

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Zenyatta is viable again since this new patch went through and he’s suddenly actually able to make a difference and it feels SO good to play him again!!!! I’m getting 5k transcendence healing almost every round!! He can take out anyone, and I mean absolutely anyone! I’m having the time of my life!!

Also new personal record for Mercy heals I got 21k and a single death in a three round Illios match it was *chef’s kiss* They fixed something on console to where you can finally fly to someone and hit jump right away and you go shooting up into the air, it’s made playing her MUCH more fun and you can escape almost anything.