#whoopps

[eggymcdegy]

How is Blurr in this au?

Death by 57 bullets to the head from Blitzwing

[sophapop]

another chewsday

ych base under the cut

[momentokori]

BRO SHRIMPO x BOBETTE IS BAHHUMBUG-

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM??

[sparklecryptid]

More then that, you owe us an *implausible fix-it ending*

That I can do!

-

Ace did not plan on dying this way. He especially did not plan on having to listen to his grandfather rant about how Regis is a failure of a father while being unable to say anything in his blood fathers defence.

Said father did kill him after all, it’s hard to say something kind when it hasn’t been even a day since he’s been killed.

“-I raised a complete imbecile! I sorely hope the Accursed teaches him a lesson!” Mors rants as Ace nods and absentmindedly wonders if Ramuh is going to be pissed about this.

Ace is Galahdian after all, more than that he has a convent with Ramuh. He is decidedly not supposed to be in the Ring with his forefathers.

But he is which means someone has to answer for sending Ace into the Worst Family Reunion ever.

“The Accursed also plans on turning our kingdom into a ruin,” Somnus’ spirit points out.

“Yes, well maybe if you hadn’t been such a bastard he wouldn’t have such a grudge against us,” The Rogue’s voice is polite and beside her the Clever snickers.

“She has a point,” The Clever says just as their surroundings turn a vibrant purple.

Everyone turns to look at Ace who smiles.

“I’ve had a horrible time,” Ace begins, “And I never want to see any of you ever again so I’m going to be leaving.”

Lightning strikes, thunder rolls across the space like an earthquake.

The Clever laughs.

Ace disappears.

-

So waking up in a morgue in the clothes he died in is not where Ace expected to wind up. But Ramuh has apparently decided Ace has to go and stop his fathers from attempting to murder each other and shoved his soul back into his body.

Fantastic.

Ace grimaces at the dried blood that trails down the front of his shirt and shoves himself off the - hm - is this an autopsy table or just storage? Ace spends a moment wondering about it before he decides it doesn’t matter and begins to drag himself through the Citadel.

Which is predictably in chaos.

Which means that he runs into Luche and a bunch of other Glaives he knows before he even gets to the fucking throne room.

Luche stares at Ace with a complicated expression on his face as Ace uses the wall to help himself stand.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Luche finally asks as Sonitus finally realizes Ace is there and does a double take.

“What the fuck happened?” Sonitus says and automatically moves to help Ace stand. Ace appreciates it and makes a note to bake Sonitus so many cookies if they all survive this.

“My dad killed me,” Ace says blandly, “And now my uncle is trying to kill my dad for killing me. Don’t ask how I came back. Ramuh pulled some bullshit God Move. Point is that I need to go stop my uncle from killing the king and turning this kingdom into a fucking ruin.”

“You said it was your father that killed you. Your father is the fucking king?”

“Yes. Did I not make that clear?”

“You did not!” Luche sounds like he’s about to set everything in a three mile radius on fire. Ace does not blame him.

Then Luche sighs and stares at Sonitus. “Get him to the throne room and for Ramuh’s sake do NOT let Nyx or Libertus see you.”

Sonitus smiles.

It is not a nice smile.

“You’re not allowed to commit regicide,” Ace says and turns his gaze to Luche, “Neither are you.”

“We will talk about it later,” Luche says and Ace doesn’t get another word in before Sonitus is picking Ace up and hauling him away.

-

“Uncle you asshole,” Ace calls from his spot in Sonitus’ arms as the doors to the throne room open easily under the pressure of Ace’s magic.

Sonitus walks in with Ace still in his arms and Ace is treated to the shitty sight of Noctis attempting to gouge out Ardyn’s throat while Clarus and Regis are heaving on the ground.

Ace debates setting his brother on fire. He doesn’t because it Regis went after Ardyn the way Ardyn assuredly went after Regis Ace would also attempt to rip out Regis’ throat.

Ah, family.

“Your family is fucked up,” Sonitus says and everyone’s gaze turns to the two of them.

Ardyn shoves Noctis into a wall and is hovering over Ace in moments.

Sonitus grins at Ardyn - all sharp teeth and silent threat.

“Careful,” he says, “Sparky here just woke up.”

“Fuck you,” Ace hisses and makes an effort to wiggle out of Sonitus arms. It does not work. Sonitus merely tightens his grip on Ace.

Ace stops wiggling.

“At least pass me to him dumbass.”

“Will he hurt you?”

“He’s the one attempting to destroy a kingdom for me so no Sonitus I don’t think he will.”

Ace is handed over to Ardyn who handles Ace like he is a particularly heavy but fragile piece of glass.

“You’re alive.” A statement uttered in disbelief. “You’re alive.” Said again more fiercely with an undercurrent of desperation.

“Yes, Ramuh got pissed at Bahamut for poaching me so he shoved my soul back into the mortal realm. Surprise.”

“Are you hurt?”

“The wound has healed but healing from rigor mortis is a bitch.”

Ardyn laughs.

“It always is.”

“Right. I’m ignoring the implications there because if I think about anything serious I am going to lose it.” Ace peeks over Ardyn’s shoulder at Regis who is now standing with Clarus and Noctis by his side.

Regis looks devastated.

Ace is satisfied at that.

“You’re an asshole,” Ace tells him, “That fucking hurt.” He turns his attention back to Ardyn without waiting for a response. “Hey can you take me back home? I need to shower and change before anyone -especially Nyx and Lib - finds out.”

“Oh,” Sonitus says cheerfully, “Luche already told them that you were severely injured by the King and Libertus is threatening treason.”

“Fuck.”

[justlarkin]

Is he though? Sals confusing

Dawg, I think?? That's what that shit in Chapter 10 was about, right? Like, their summoner mark finally reacts to Mr. Mononobe after they reunite with Sal because they're finally a complete person or some shit?? So they're the same person/wyrm.

[percabeth4life]

Why you write always Clarisse with double r instead of double s ?

....

I have dyslexia

[beeexx]

Theo will never understand social media. He has a phone yes. An Iphone even but he doesn’t even know how to use it half the time. It was Pippa who finally had enough and forced him to come with her to buy an upgrade of his flip phone, that worked perfectly well thank you very much. He couldn’t say no to her puppy eyes. So begrudgingly he had come with her. And he’s stuck with it now. He uses his calendar and emails. That’s about how much his extent of phone knowledge goes. Boris however, he is a lover of social media. Poppchyk has his own Instagram account that Boris runs. It has 5000 followers and Theo doesn’t understand why. It’s a fluffy dog. How can one be so interested in a dog that doesn’t do much other than sleep. The most liked photo on that account is one Boris snapped of Theo sleeping on the couch with Poppchyk comfortably sleeping on his stomach. Boris’s own account is also popular, much to Theo’s contempt. They seem to love Boris, cheerful happy russian with a grumpy boyfriend who doesn’t want to be in any videos or photos. Boris’s followers favourite thing seems to be when Theo is in any video or photo. It doesn’t happen very often. It’s the one thing Boris’s puppy eyes doesn’t work on. “Come on Potter is one video.” Boris says from the couch. “I said no.” Theo says from the other end of it. “Why not?” “I don’t need a reason.” The arguing goes back and forth until Theo finally agrees. After a lot of negotiating from Boris, and promises about things he knows Theo will like. The video eventually goes up, his followers goes into meltdown mode and Theo wants to throw the phone out the window. He doesn’t, but it’s close. “What do you think about me starting a youtube, yes?” Boris asks later that night. “A what now?” “Youtube Potter.” “I don’t even know what this word means.” “For videos. Is called vlogging. Could get famous. Make lots of money.” “You don’t need money Boris.” “No but it would be fun. They already love me.” “I don’t understand why.” Theo mutters.” “Hey!” Boris playfully hits him on the shoulder. That leads to play fighting and lots of kissing. Boris’s youtube plans are put on pause....for now.

[saltyxlesbian]

I a m b a ck And it feels good to draw again

Even thoght it’s almost been like two days-

Anywhooo, I did Javier for my Planet Au!

Javi is the prince of Wasp 12b, a planet outside the solar system

He is one of the shortest planets (Along with David)

He is rarely seen without David

Half of his face is burnt because he is really close to his parent star, resulting him to be blind in the one eye

The flaming ring around him provides him his magic (flames)

He has a short temper

He is scared of Carlos (Who is the sun)

And he’s a bright boy

Why didn’t I do a full body for him? Well, I can’t draw males tbh and I really don’t like drawing their bodies because it stresses me out.