#whotheheckitheheck

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Unhinged character meme: Walter White

You guys.... @whotheheckitheheck

Here goes the worst man to ever exist i'm obsessed with him to an unhealthy degree.... he makes me rabid I want to put him down but also fix him i want him to be nicer but i love it when he's unhinged an evil... he's the smartest dumbest person, the most pathetic awful little meow meow, a narcissistic monstrous babygirl with deeply-rooted issues beyond our understanding... truly character of all time

Congrats to vince and co for making a character that changed tv forever. And also congrats to bryan for all the emmy wins he deserved them because holy shit what a performance.

[team-cap-for-the-win]

What is Steve's favorite color? (Bonus points if/how it changes before/after serum)

Luckily for you I have done unrelated research on colorblidness before and I'm pretty sure generally they affect men much more than women (color blindness is carried on the X chromosome and biological females have 2 of those, so they carry an extra allele that can override the mutated recessive gene for color blindness if one of the alleles is mutated. If it's both, she will be color blind too).

ANYWAY green/red color blindness is the most common and I like to headcanon pre-serum Steve having Protanopia (or Deutaronopia) specifically. People who have it have trouble distinguishing between green and blue, and red and green, apparently, and they don't really perceive red or green as people with normal vision.

If this image can be trusted, you get the idea:

All this to say, I like to think Steve's favourite color after the serum is definitely red. The first time he perceives it is Peggy's lipstick after he comes out of the pod. And right after, Erskine is shot. Imagine his horror seeing blood in red for the first time...

And as time goes on and he spends more and more time on the battlefield during the war, I can't imagine him still liking red all that much, because SO much of it he'd associate with death and the trauma.

So afterwards my next logical candidate for his favourite color is green! Because once again it's new and bright for him, something he treasures because it's something he didn't know he didn't have before.

Also on this topic, i'm a firm believer the serum made him see shrimp colors so his actual actual favourite color is uknown to human comprehension (we just see it as green).

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Hello, I see your @, I'm glad you're good :)) I'm good too, currently on my second all nighter in a row r i p

bestie I— second?? Is that for work or for uni or for fun?

actually share your all nighter details please! I’m fairly well versed in them (unfortunately)….

cannot wait for you to get them good good 8 hours soon 😘

[the-littlefangirl]

Sorry for the pain, sometimes it's just get emotionally attached to poetry hours amiright djdjdjd :))💕✨

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by poetry hours

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Howdy friends, you are blessings upon this earth and we humble shippers are grateful for you. Oh wise ones, I have a very important query about a certain type of fic that I haven't ever actually seen. Ok so everyone was always talking about life in the soul world/realm or whatever and it would make me very happy if there were actually (stucky) fics about that? Imagine Sam and Bucky being a brotp while Sam has to deal with bucky's pining,,,, oh it would make me so happy if that existed, thanks!!

They do exist! Have a look through Ao3′s Infinity Stone Soul World tag, and the Soul Stone tag!

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 btw you should. tell me more about ALL of them but i will be patient, I wont ask about the secret things yet. y e  t. updates on the trip gone wrong fic? or, or, give the Most vague non description of love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling. I know the vagueness, so like. dont even say names or fandoms, just. vibes of it i beg, confuse the masses xoxo mwah ,love you

Ok ok ok you got me. Hold on. I need to pull up the list :))) (long post ahead)

zemo fic part 2 draft - what it says on the tin, the second installement in the Ozymandias series, a story about Steve and Zemo, with lots of hurt Steve to go around. For those of you unaware, this is the first work, which is complete:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The state of the sequel is... undetermined but I am slowly chipping away at it. When I'm in the mood.

one bullet - one of the chapters of the previously mentioned fic that I actually finished and singled out. There's a gun and crying involved, is all I'm gonna say

wips 3 electric boogaloo - i'll be honest this one is a mismatch of drafts for stuff I have already written, like my Steve & Peter fic, and big chunks of trip gone wrong, which brings me to:

Trip gone wrong! That's the working title, but I think I'll settle for "The Racehorse Connection". This story has been almost finished for months - i only need to finish one more chapter and the epilogue... more than 50k is done. Unfortunately whenever I go back to this fic, I get the urge to rewrite it... which would be tedious. Anyway it's focused on Steve and Clint and there's some Hydra and aliens involved. Pretty proud of some of the bits that happen later on. Fond of this piece, if only I could finish it...

dragon rider - my samsteve dragonrider au. Mostly I pop in there to add lore/ideas/plot points instead of writing anything concrete

hurry boy, it's waiting there for you - my!!! Kittycap story!! Which for once is just pure fluff!! Mutual pining and first kiss. The good stuff.

metameowphosis - now we're getting to my breaking bad era huh. I mentioned this a few times and I tag stuff with it. Basically if Kafka's Metamorphosis and Christmas Carol had a baby - Walt is inexplicably transformed into a cat and enlists Jesse's help to turn back. And he learns things along the way. Also pretty fond of this one.

cabroncito - my secret secret messed up breaking bad fic... now with a title, but I'm afraid that's all you're getting :) well, a bunch more info i suppose: it's one of the darkest thing I've written... along with zemo fic, but this one is worse imo... to be completed soonish???

love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling - my gale/walt fic!! Gale fixes him! That's it that's the story. Haven't gotten that much down yet but. I have some ideas.

WHEW okay that covers everything!!! Thank you for being interested i love talking about myself :)))

[team-cap-for-the-win]

When do you think Steve started drawing?

When he was a little kid. I know that doesn't narrow it down really, so let me rephrase, once he was old enough to pick up a pencil and doodle.

You know, the usual little kid stuff. Which I now realise doesn't narrow it down either, because what was usual kid stuff back then? That's a question for another day...

So anyway, I bet he was one of those kids who drew a lot ever since they could. Here's where I come in with the headcanon that Joseph was an artist too because that makes sense to me somehow... Steve inheriting his artistic talents from his (maybe) abusive dad has a lot of potential - for angst or otherwise.

[corgoship]

Spoiler!!! Don't be shy babygirl

SIKE this spoiler won't be about any of my fics but rather.... [drum roll please] CoC!

One of my favourite lines I've written 🌟