#why!?

[cowbell-ghuleh]

Oh Christ that's me.

On metal hammer's (the big UK rock/metal magazine) social media.

Ok, I'm gonna go cry now. I can't deal with this 😭

[imjustheretowastemytime]

Is the Demogorgon really attracted by blood? Canonically do, but then why did it only kill Barb? Why did it stop after that? Everything in the UD is part of the hive mind, so what does it eat when it can't hunt in the real world? There was a whole search party walking around where Will & Barb disappeared. Was it too preoccupied with Nancy & Johnathan bothering him? I don't think so. There are a bunch of demos in the UD. What were they all doing? Just roaming around looking for Will? Are there only certain demos that can open gates? Ones perhaps born from those with powers aka Henry and later on Will?! How does Vecna relate to all of this? He was there, so what was he plotting? Why did he let Hopper & Joyce rescue Will? Were the demobats & demodogs there when Will was trapped? Did he command them? How did Will even evade Vecna during his time in the UD? How did he live 6 whole days without water? How was he able to communicate through the lights? How did he use the alphabet thing Joyce made if the UD is stuck in time? Or did it move while he was there because he's the architect? Or does it have to do with "true sight"? How on earth did he call Joyce on the phone if he never had powers? In the real world, Eleven requires a walkie-talkie or a CB radio to project her voice, using the device as an amplifier for her psychic signal. However, Will manages to make a UD telephone ring and transmit his breathing and muffled voice despite the fact that the telephone in the Upside Down is a non-functional, "dead" replica. THAT shouldn't be possible. And it's not like there's electricity randomly hidden somewhere in the UD, right? Even aside from that, how did he use the lights? Nancy & co used torches from the real world... except Will didn't have anything like that?! Why even go after him in the first place?

Demos aren't an intelligent species. They get distracted by mindless diversions. They kill indiscriminately unless ordered by Vecna not to. This all leads me to – again – asking: why chase Will even when he keeps getting away –in the real world, no less. There's no way it just randomly opened a gate right behind Will. There are theories stating that Vecna sent the demo after Will thinking he was Eleven, and that either Vecna or El (to protect herself and escape) telepathically opened Will's door. But would Vecna really make such a mistake for no reason? I doubt it's their appearance. They may look similar, but I don't think that demos have that good of an eyesight, especially in the real world. What else could the two have in common that the demo confused? Signals? Powers?

There are too many questions still open about Will's disappearance in season 1, and Coformitygate better be real and answer them because I genuinely feel like THIS right now:

[alien-in-washington]

So I'm just doing my physics work like the DEDICATED student I am and I get this problem:

Am I crazy, or is this kind of subjective? B is obviously wrong in any case, but what if going slow on the inside horses IS more fun than going faster on the outside horses? Then, to the viewer, all these would be wrong. Also, aren't a and c the same thing, just rephrased? And what is d doing!?

Am I crazy or not? Please help.

@antjester, you are good at physics and debating right? Help me out here!

[kiwiwatermelongrapejuice]

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What the actual heck?!

[catdisguisedasaduck]

Bro, I literally just opened Pinterest...

[roetrolls]

I miss Harlan

"My, my. Isn't that cute?"

[viisstrayy]

SKZ in LATAM... so close yet so far😭💔