#why ....

[lichrelly]

need the babygirl don't be dead be alive post pls joe

here

[lavender-kills]

[haechanhour]

my presentation outfit i look like im about to perform baby dont like it 😭

[brbjellyfishing]

[oflgtfol]

me: why is Catholic Guilt a tag on ao3... whose out here writing fics about how fucked up the catholic church is......

the Catholic Guilt tag on ao3: almost entirely intense porn with like thousands of kinks

me:

[coldwind-shiningstars]

as someone with, uh, Digestive Issues, I do not appreciate the fact that we have No Toilet Paper because it's all sold out. like, a family friend came over to our house to DELIVER us toilet paper from their own stash. this is wild. I have a disaster digestive system! whack

[eggsyarchived]

pinches him out of love.

shrugs off with a scowl   >:|