#why eric

[fregget-frou]

What in gods name did I just watch.

I don’t deserve this. It was fucking hilarious but what the fuck man

[eileennatural]

i know everyone wants to psychoanalyst Eric kripke but like. it was 2005. he constructed his ideal representation of american, heterosexual masculinity and made him a womanizer and the secondary protagonist of your show. and then you proceed to make him the button of 90% of you homophobic jokes.

[lightfangx-thosewhofellbefore]

Co worker: ...hey, how does a butcher introduce his daughter?

Me: ...Come on man. don't do this to me right now.

Co worker: *snrk!*...MEAT PATTY

Me: GOD DAMMIT!!!

[sinpaikali-sinbin2000]

I'M SO DISTRACTED BY THE ERECTION ERIC HAS DURING PARTY HAT IMCRYING LAUREN MUST'VE FELT IT WHEN SHE STARTED DANCING WITH HIM AND ERIC ROLLING HIS HIPS WHILE HAVING A PRETTY OBVIOUS HARD ON IS MY S E X U A L I T Y

[tumblaah]

Today out most beloved and universally fancied lecturer in the English department walked into our Coetzee seminar, asked us if we were the medieval reading group then looked super suspicious and left when we said we weren't

[zetadar]

eric i swear to god, what the fuck are you doing

[challenjour]

Eric "Have you guys ever pushed your anus out your butthole?"

[beyond-thislife]

Pam is the only character with any sense left in this show.