Seeing a wincestie bash sastiel because "Cas abuses Sam", one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

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Seeing a wincestie bash sastiel because "Cas abuses Sam", one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
IM GONNA CRY WHAT THE FUCK
PREGNANT?!?!?!?
Do not go to a Supernatural group on Facebook just don’t do it
I did have to ask them, their analysis is that Sam is awkward and attention-seeking compared to DEAN?
No! Bad Fandom! No sexy murder muppets! *whacks with Newspapers*
(like seriously Huggy Wuggy is a cookie monster/ kermit/ big bird hybrid with sharp ass teeth and realistic eyes behind those shitty plastic ones and y’all find that ATTRACTIVE???)
discreet =/= discrete
but both are words, though they mean very different things.
does no-one know how to google for definition? you know, RTFM. or in this instance, the dictionary.
things I will never understand: the inexplicable popularity of the Jehan x Montparnasse ship
I mean, even laying aside the fact that they never interact on-page or on-stage, and as far as canon is concerned, they’re almost certainly completely unaware of each other’s existence, there’s just no logic to it. They aren’t described as even remotely compatible. You have:
i) Jean “above all, he was good” Prouvaire, who is gentle and empathetic and who spends his time Thinking Deep Thoughts and writing poetry and trying to figure out how to fix a myriad of social inequalities and is willing to put his life on the line to fight alongside his friends for his principles;
ii) Montparnasse, an actual murderer who, while apparently loyal enough to his buddies that he will take a risk to help break them out of jail, spends most of his time with those buddies committing or plotting to commit various unpleasant and illegal deeds, and whose primary motivation in choosing a life of violent crime is that he wants to be a style icon without having to get a real job.
I don’t get it. I’ve been in enough fandoms to know that sometimes people latch onto really weird pairings that don’t make a whole lot of sense, but this one is incredibly baffling to me. I don’t think they’d even slightly get along, even if they met under non-murdery circumstances. They’re extremely opposite in just about every aspect of their beings, and not in the “opposites attract” kind of way, more in the “I am genuinely repulsed by everything you choose to be” kind of way, from both sides.