#why is this them

[frownyalfred]

Bruce when Clark turns evil: Kal-El, stop. this isn’t you

Clark, snapping out of it: you’re totally right, sorry about that

—

Clark when Bruce turns evil: Bruce, no. this isn’t you

Bruce: hn

*it is, in fact, Bruce and 99% of the time he is consciously and willingly doing this*

[redwinesupanover]

lester and meg in another universe:

[block-game-rp-blogs]

Pactw, about Fit: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier. Etoiles: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

[almadelsur]

Whilst going through their old boxes…

Steve: *pulls out an old tape* Whats this?

Eddie: No! That is-

Steve: *reading the label on the tape* ‘If I ever go missing or am found dead, it was my boyfriend’ What the hell is this?

Eddie: Calm down. It was when we had our first big fight. Of course I knew that you weren’t going to kill me, I was just going to run away and frame you.

Steve: ?

[heyimboredtalktome]

[hkthatgffan]

Relationship

Dipper: I just ended a four year relationship.

Mabel: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Dipper: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Stan and Ford fighting from across the room*

[suburban-f1-trash]