Mar 12, 2017
My sister decides to tell me she sent a message to one of my followers while I wasn't looking
After three hours
Something about mcnuggies?! Sis W H Y
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My sister decides to tell me she sent a message to one of my followers while I wasn't looking
After three hours
Something about mcnuggies?! Sis W H Y
So I was rewatching “Fringe” with my brother and sister...
Bro: Why isn’t September there to stop him?
Sis: Oh, he’s probably out on vacation somewhere. Like Hawaii or something.
Bro: *laughs* Hawaii?
Sis: Yeah. He’d wear a tropical themed tie, and be walkin’ on the beach and all of sudden he’s like “Oh snap! I need to go save that Peter Bishop kid from drowning himself!” but then he’d be like, “Oh, his mom’s got it. Okay.” And then December would come up to him and be like “Yo! I thought you were supposed to be observing Walter Bishop!” and September would be like, “Oh yeah! I should be watchin’ ‘em an’ make sure that Peter doesn’ try to kill himself again!”
Bro: *uncontrollable laughter*
Me: ...
Sis: *looks at me expectantly*
Me: *tries to pretend I don’t see her*
Sis: Tim, I demand a drawing of this!
Me: *scrEAMING UNCONTROLLABLY*
Dear Pharrell, ....Get Bent!
and your hat is stupid.
Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom Cheetos!
~sister while we watch Bob seal a tear in Reboot
bruteforhire, one-eyed-royal, illadviseddependence, sisnotsissy, and motheryoudliketofuck
These all were making sense, and then you got to Darrius--and you came to Sis?