#why this though

[canonlucidia]

👉👁👄👁)👉 Like what you see??

I am afraid of what I see, thank you

[cthulhucurry]

Choices matter

Alright so I’m out here playing some Batman and like the choices come up “I don’t want any trouble” “get out of my face” and “back off!”

So logically I choose, “I don’t want any trouble”

Only for Bruce to scream “I swear to god I’ll run you over and then back up again, just to know I’ve finished the job!”

LIKE

BRUCE

CHILL. THAT WASNT WHAT I CHOSE.

[biologyweeps]

So I bought this protein powder because it was at my co-op and it was kind of terrible. I went to their website to ask for my money back and found this “review.”

Better than Whey!

by Healthy Eater on 07 Thu,2011

I saw this on store shelves and had to google it.. After reading several articles about the advantages over whey I was actually excited to try it. It didn’t let me down, and I feel great. Great for keeping your body in a healthy, alkaline, anabolic state.

‘Healthy, alkaline, anabolic state’

I don’t even know what to say anymore but words mean things and this makes no sense whatsoever.

[kurow]

When you want to play Pokemon, but also low-key want to die

[unkat]

me: Wow, Tooth and Tail has some interesting character designs and gameplay. I wonder what tumbl-

tumblr: *already filled the search with furry porn*

me: ...*turns safe search back on*

[ascensiontree]

HOW COULD THIS GAME DO ME LIKE THIS

[chlorinemaze-blog]

Plot twist, chlorine is jack and mun is rose???

Does this mean he bangs me in a car or something? How can he paint me like one of his french girls, when he has none? Also, no art skills whatsoever.

Like, everything he hates is just there in one place. He’d push me off the door and save himself. Probably. I’m not sure. If not me then some poor other sap.

[beskad]

my mother has called me three times in the last 2 hours?

sighs deeply