CthulhuCurry

Dost thou wish to void the warranty on thine own spine?

[finale-fantasie]

so... what if time continued to flow faster in the first

[squashbananak]

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[imptwins]

i am about to become the most annoying human being on planet earth.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

[plotbunnypettingzoo]

[void0m]

ms paint study from 2021

[diospore]

[magical-awesome-kid]

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

[attackjester]

how it genuinely feels to have someone who agrees with your somewhat niche stances on a character

[only-cat-memes]

[quicksilvermad]

Every time I watch this I hold my breath.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

1) STOP FUCKING VAGUING ABOUT ME YOU DIMWITTED TRAITOROUS TRAITOR

2) IF YOU HAD THE INTELLIGENCE TO KILL LIU BANG WHEN YOUR ADVISORS TOLD YOU TO, ON THE TWO OCCASIONS HE WAS AT YOUR TOTAL MERCY, THE CHU-HAN CONTENTION WOULD HAVE BEEN 1 PARAGRAPH LONG ON THE WIKIPEDIA AND I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN SPARED THE AGONY OF SEEING A PEASANT SIT ON MY HEAVENLY THRONE

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[detriphile]

[zombblehh]

Shout out to the autistic who’s abilities have regressed as they’ve gotten older.

“You didn’t used to be like this when you were a kid.” I know please don’t remind me

[theconcealedweapon]

"This never bothered you when you were a kid."

Yes it did. I just let it slide because I was taught that I'm "too sensitive" anytime something bothered me. But now I'm finally standing up for myself.

"You never struggled with this when you were a kid."

Yes I did. I just burned myself out in order to do it so I wouldn't be punished. But now I'm accepting myself enough to not force myself to do what I was never meant to do.

[countessravengrey]

"You didn't have these problems when you were younger."

Yes, I did. I just spent my child/teen years with structured institutions like school while not having to worry about whether I had a roof over my head or food to eat and spent my early adult years using up every bit of adrenaline I will ever have to ignore the fact that I've been chronically burnt out my whole life.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[bingomann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

[gammadoppler]

ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

[headspace-hotel]

You really weren't lying

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[doctor-roman]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

[ehentalix]

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something