#whydidithinkofthis

[adenandraofvespertine]

HOLD UP

if

if Garnet is lesbians then-

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[pidgeonpower-blog]

When If I become a serial killer, instead of the cliche “I know where you aaaaare...” or any bullshit like that, I’m just gonna say “bada bing” and wait for the inevitable “bada boom” to come from wherever my victim is hiding

[violent-gleeking]

Kinky

Imagine your ship Person A:Would you like to hold my vocal cords aggressively? Person B:Do you mean choke???? Person A:That didn't answer my question.

[glitterbutt-the-alicorn]

Keefe: Cute jeans

Sophie: Aw thanks

Keefe: little did you know i meant your genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ;)

[chaladony]

Just saying though...

Just a passing thought: if it's 2015, and this is the year we're supposed to have fancy time traveling cars, and such like in 'back to the future' wouldn't we have seen that stuff back in the 80's? Cause they traveled to 2015...just saying.

[probablykanekiken]

This is for those ErenxRivalle fans out there...

Ermm..This just came to me for no reason..hehe...*bad pokerface* Oh and Eren's not acting like he usually is.. *bad poerfaced*

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*Eren somehow falls and Rivalle sits on him for no reason* Eren: Sir, get off me! Rivalle: ..... Eren: Please sir! You are 65kg's of flesh that won't move! Rivalle: *shocked* How do you know my weight? I only check when I'm in the shower and there's no reason to tell anyone my weight ice no one asks.... Eren: *Awkwardly blushes and looks away* *Awkard silence* ((IF SOMEONE CAN MAKE A COMIC OFF THIS THANK YOU)) ((Oh yeah, if someone had this idea before me, sorry 'bout that))

[thewholebanana]

Tonight, a friend and I thought of something truly horrifying, funny, and beautiful. That thing was a special edition of Evangelion where all the characters are voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.