At the Banana

Checkin' the Banana

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[witchlatte]

If you’ve never met me irl this is how I talk

[malandi]

full fucking offense but schools should automatically pass all students right now idgaf about nerd feelings like there's a rule that if a disaster falls on the school like a fire or an earthquake then all the students pass well i think a global pandemic that threatens and destroys the physical emotional mental and financial aspects of people's lives kinda fucking counts as a disaster

[jantebellum-deactivated20220702]

Hermione Granger would be so traumatised with the situation. I mean they had a serial killer coming into the school pretty much every single year and exams kept happening, and now for one virus they’d be closing...

[cyruschatter]

[teathattast]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Why bother looking up new monsters when you can just double the amount of goblins-per-encounter each time the players level up?

[probablybard]

I did the math and a deadly encounter for 20th level characters would be 127 goblins.

That’s a lot of goblins.

[eviipaiadin]

the party: so what’s the encounter today?

me, pouring over a hundred (100) warhammer figures onto my map behind the dm screen: it might be a dragon

[jungwildeandfree]

the big villain of the campaign is a Colossal red dragon suit operated by 2,350 goblins

[bellygangstaboo]

different people see different possibilities

[onlyblackgirl]

Honestly my first thought was I could just sit down when I’m tired walking cuz I’m lazy.

[strikinglysilent]

Imagine getting in an argument with someone and you tell them to “have a seat” and they just…

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Imagine giving this to retail and fast food workers

[kuueater]

[mmmoryo]

2020

[shinosarna]

Unpopular opinion

“Skyrim runs on everything” meme is just a shitty knockoff of “Doom runs on everything”. But less funny because people DO genuinely actually get Doom running on toasters and ATMs in real life.

All those pictures are 100% real and unedited.

[socialistexan]

Here are some more of my favorites:

And of course, playing Doom inside of Doom

[splodey-goat]

“Skyrim is being ported to X” is funny because the implication that Bethesda is trying to squeeze blood from a stone by somehow convincing you you should buy it a 20th time on a ridiculous device

“Hey I got X to run Doom!” is funny because it’s just how computer science majors be and they actually fucking did it, y’all.

[lesbianralzarek]

capitalism vs passion

[swarnpert]

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

[swarnpert]

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

[v-o-r-t-a-l]

this is the oldest deviantart submission with the “barney calhoun” tag.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Quarantine gothic, or the utterly disconcerting image of a closed Waffle House

[pulmosan-deactivated20200908]

fuck.

[imiko]

[lithiumbot]

I dreamt that there was a show called “Dadbeard the Pirate” which was about a middle-aged pirate captain who suddenly had to raise two daughters that he didnt know he had. 

One was the daughter of a noblewoman and was classically trained in swordfighting and sailing, the other was the daughter of a tavern wench and had a lot of practical experience around shipyards. 

Dadbeard himself was bewildered at his role as a father but supportive of his new family. Episodes focused on the castmembers learning how to get along with each other while engaging in typical pirate activities, I.E. attacking trade ships and searching for treasure.

Dadbeard’s signature move was sweeping his daughers up in a huge hug that lifted them off the ground. 

[animatedamerican]

I would watch the hell out of this.

[43mmg]

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

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[kineticsquirrel]