#whydoithinkofthesethings

[yestabbystab]

"My heart is in a thousand pieces, and they all belong to you."

[megglesmcgee]

My hand slipped. #midsommar #neongenesisevangelion #shinjiikari #kaworunagisa #whydoithinkofthesethings https://www.instagram.com/p/B1aLkbojQUz/?igshid=1ssgx7sd27n9v

[phantrashtically]

Dan and Phil share a shower,

so they each know the exact color of the pubic hair of the other.

[eyeskull]

Sketches of ideas for how to make bowling harder. "It's hard enough!" You say? Let's make it harder with random "dead" pins that don't transfer force, or pins with different weight distribution?! #makebowlingharder #why #whydoithinkofthesethings #bowling #concept

[round-ass-of-freedom]

If you let Markiplier take your phone, would he take many selfies or change all of the names in your phone?

[dyke-dynastyy]

So what if old people farted dust and when they did that dust was their bones disintegrating so the more they fart the faster they die. 

[suavescallywag]

Imagine

Imagine if you were just riding in the shotgun seat of a car. Having a good time and laughing with your mates. And your arm is out the window because who doesn't love the feel of the wind pushing against your arm when you stick it out the car? You're arm is a dolphin and your just derping in the breeze when suddenly a car comes speeding past and takes your hand off.