#therealquestions

[poisoned-and-toxic]

You think aliens know what capitalism is?

[me-tay-morphosis]

I wonder if while dancing ‘round the room in the refrigerator light, one @taylorswift also had to deal with the constant beeping cause that would be hard to dance in time to. 

[hufflepuffsarethebest]

Asking the real questions

Okay, so we know that girls can enter boys dormitories, but not the other way around. Buuuuuuut... hear me out here, IS IT POSSIBLE that a boy can enter the girls dormitories if he's on her back, like a piggieback ride??????

Because Godric Gryffindor enchanted the girls dormitory staircase so that it would turn into a slide if a boy were to STEP FOOT ON IT, it doesn't say anything about a girl with a boy on her back stepping it and it still turning into a slide so..........

I NEED ANSWERS!!!!

[yarn-o-palooza]

Is my cat is a total model? Or do I just like taking pictures of him? #therealquestions . . . . . #cat #catsagram #catsofinstagram #starlightthecat #blackcat #blackcats #blackcatsofinstagram #model #catmodel #catmom #catmoments #catmomentscaptured #photography #photosofcats #cattongue #sunlight #sunkitty #kitty #kittycat

[iylila]

Can anyone confirm or deny if the Cat puns are international?

Like in Miraculous Lady bug fanfics and stuff I always see awful awful cat puns. I never really watched Miraculous in English but I don’t exactly speak French either. Was there something lost in translation with the subtitles or did America just add those puns?

[spacefwog]

If there are 7 dog years in a human year does that mean dogs have 7 birthdays

[hellbentonredbull]

Freudian Slip

So has anyone wondered how hot freud's mom was.