#wickblr headcanons

[austinsarchey]

Gianna and Santino’s bonding activity as kids would be them smoking and trying not to get caught💀

@bluelolblue tagging you because😭😭

ANON LMAO even funnier is her teaching santino how to roll a blunt-💥💥

[autemimperator]

why the he/she pronouns? (ooc)

[ ooc ]

So basically it kind of started as a silly joke as “claiming” Vincent as one of the girls because I noticed r/JohnWick did not like him at all among other things; like how girlypop I saw her.

And then there was this post on reddit(r/JohnWick) and like then I saw and it just had the gears in my head start running again and obviously as a trans and queer person myself in real life, I was like itching for a reason to headcanon Vincent as trans even though there’s like zero evidence for me

Reddit - Dive into anything

Like I know OP made a mistake, but I immediately ran to tumblr to announce a new headcanon and yeah here we are. Tfem Marquis de Gramont. And yeah. It’s kind of spreading unconsciously with the people I interact with because I’ve noticed that people I know both in and out of Wickblr have been using he/she pronouns for the Marquis de Gramont. Lol even some of my irls use it from how much I talk about him.

— Evren

[austinsarchey]

Multilingualism is so hot! How many languages can Vincent speak, and what are they?

Based on the movies he knows French (of course!! :3) and Spanish, along with English. But based on a deeper analysis + headcanons, his total comes to about six languages! From highest fluency to just understanding, here they are:

French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Latin :)

[kavalyera]

hai im catholic and im gonna give some jw characters patron saints because uhh im also somehow hyperfixated on catholic saints

Vincent - st. Thérèse de Lisieux (patron saint of illness, orphaned/lost children, france as a whole)

Gianna - Mary Magdalene (patron saint of perfumers, women, the contemplative life, converts)

Santino - St. Anthony of Padua (patron saint of lost things/people, protector of letters)

Harbinger - St. Alphonsus Liguori (patron saint of lawyers, confessors, moralists, vocations, theologians)

[kavalyera]

anyone fw the idea that vincent used to be genuinely a good person and then tHE HIGH TABLE SHOWED UP IN HIS LIFE.

[kavalyera]

For the fucked-up ship ask game, can you do one for Demolition and ArcherSerenade please?

archerserenade gets to be pink bc they get special treatment & i said so

DEMOLITION🇮🇹💥🇫🇷💥 is such a funny ship because where the fuck did these 2 come from. they have never interacted before but then again that’s like half of the ships in the john wick tag on ao3 and tumblr. yeah lol i think santino and vincent are t4t bc i said so and it’s my headcanon and who doesn’t want to see transgender enemies making out in a pool of blood

ANYWAYS THE SUPERIOR SHIP archerserenade!!!!!!!!!! more content pls (currently have that one request wip and another fluff one in the works) and aughhhh fandoms hate lesbian ships because this is probably the best ship in my opinion!!!! if chad stahelski doesn’t give mia and akira homoerotic tendencies in that caine spinoff i reckon we storm to hollywood and jump his ass

[austinsarchey]

marquis has chubbier thighs and it’s because thicker thighs = better ass

I can say this is a fact as someone who has thick thighs🗣

[kavalyera]

mlm flag color picked from this shot of iosef