#wickedsstarter

[attysullivan]

It feels like I’ve been up to my neck in paperwork for the past week preparing for a big trial. But! Finally found a moment to take a break. Too bad that awful fish smell is still wafting through the air though... I guess that’s some incentive to stay indoors and get back to work. Anything else interesting going on around town lately? 

[howlingxnomad]

Is there thing such as bee repellent? Not trying to hurt the little buzzing buddies, but also not so keen on having them being all up in my stovetop. Can’t be new shampoo, someone already suggested this. I do not use shampoo. 

Maybe I am just like little flower? Is probably bad for business though so looking for helping tips! 

[3starsquinn]

So. Hello everyone. At risk of sounding like a complete psychopath some really weird stuff is going on. And White Crest used to hold these like town halls to discuss important matters. 

This feels like one of those important matters. Like town ending important matters. Anybody know how I formally request a town hall???

[mysticmegaraofficial]

Alright, I’ll admit that whoever left me the crystal ball with the angry face drawn on it on my front porch was a little funny, but I have to say my all seeing eyes don’t need a crystal ball. So the joke fell a little flat there, chief. 

There are some psychics out there that do! Maybe send them the crystal ball, they’ll like it far more than me once they get the sharpie off. 

I don’t know the rules with this crap -- isn’t it supposed to stay covered when I’m not using it in case my soul gets taken? Is there merit to that?

[willcwthewisp]

Hey, White Crest! I’ve got a fun little question for the class!

Has anyone uh- ever heard of people turning into bears before? Not that that’s...possible or anything! Obviously! But just- you know- if it was, have you heard of it? Or heard of anyone seeing it? Even thought that’s obviously not possible, hahahaha!

Um- completely and totally and obviously unrelated...does anyone know a place that installs alarm systems?

[specterchasing-a]

Greetings, White Crest! If you’ve ever dreamed of being featured on a moderately popular YouTube channel, then I’ve got excellent news for you.

I’m Eddie, the guy behind Wicked Whispers, and I think it would be a great idea to round some of you folks up and talk about our quirky little town. If you have any stories you’d like to share, please know that I am all ears. As always —the weirder, the better.

[poppyna]

The door to the apartment next to mine has had some kind of glowing purple light coming out from under it all day. It also smells really strongly of uh.

Shrimp???

[user has attached a photo of the front door of an apartment. it does, indeed, have a dark purple glow shining out from the bottom and sides]

Should I be concerned? 

[mor-beck-more-problems]

Is White Crest really so small that you get the same crabby nurse on two recent hospital visits, AND she recognizes you? 

Also, does anyone know of any good ‘sit-down-and-don’t move your legs at all’ calming activities besides watching TV?