Gimme 90 and 100, with any pairing you like :)
s’Unexpected Virgin and Accidentally Saving the Day!
My very first though reading this was “galavant au!” buuut it was a bit too much to try to work a whole AU. Still, galavant remains a big inspiration for this very silly idea:
Erik is sick. Now, he kind of went looking for it, fighting with a troll over some bridge fees rise. Erik ended in the cold water, Charles had to get him out again, and all of this to say: erik caught the troll flu.
Charles and Hank are preparing the remedy but they are missing an ingredient: some unicorn hair. Their stock dried out when they had to make fae liquor to get some information and now they are quite away from any town. And unicorns won’t let not virgins near them. None of the team qualify.
It is the moment Shaw -an old enemy they have defeated over and over but who still hopes to defeat them- tries to attack. He is captured in less than five seconds. Shaw starts trying to get the rise out of Erik, who answers with insults of his own (despite barely being able to remain seated) and it is so ridiculous that charles decides to gag Shaw. And what does he finds on Shaw’s clothes? unmistakable unicorn hair.
indeed, Shaw met a unicorn earlier and as a virgin, the unicorn was all “eh hug me, hug me!” basically.
Shaw denies everything while the team doesn’t care about that and make the remedy.
There was another idea, xavierine this time.
Charles has what is called a unicorn curse. Which means only those who already touched him or virgins can touch him or get near him. It sucks basically.
It even makes his job as a teacher complicated since he can’t meet with the parents easily.
To make matter worse, one of the kid’s father, Logan, dad of Laura, is super hot. And from Charles’ observation and what he learns by others and a few conv by tel, Logan is also a great man. But he is also a dad so no hope there.
Anyway, fast forward to the fateful day, a fire in his appartment building. The lifts of course don’t work, so Charles in his wheelchair is stuck. And the possibility of being found by a virgin fireman is low. So Charles is pretty much “guess I’ll die” when Logan appears, and carries him in his arms, and Charles swooons but also is very WTF??
Turns out Laura is a clone, and Logan never slept with anyone.
Logan’s... “love” breaks the curse.
They are happy ever after
... And I’m so, so sorry for all this XD