Feb 26
oh rapunzel, rapenzul, grab a razor and dump out your bucket of shaven public hair... the wigsmith said superglue will adhere your custom 500-foot braided merkin more strongly to your mons if it's recently-shorn the flock of seagulls i employed to deliver this masterpiece will have finished stuffing it through your single extremely high window right about.... now! so cut it down, glue it on, then let that shit down so we can get this paaaaaarty staaaaaarted!