#wilhelm klink

[benevolenterrancy]

if i might humbly request? klink with a striped cat <3 (inspired by a story i wrote where he has a cat named Geneva 💛)

maybe a cat will get him to calm the fuck down for once in his life

[decrepit-shelf]

[california-112]

Your marvelous advice got me where I am, now I'll give you some. You better straighten up and toe the line around here, or else.

[fireinthefireproofvault]

Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...

• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs

• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show

• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold

• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe

• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass

• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily

• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

[ediblescab]

As I watch more and more of Hogan's Heroes the more I understand how people fall head over heels for Klink. He's so soggy, he looks like a manchild in both of these

[did-you-expect-this]

Someone needs to take my phone away from me because I can’t stop making these stupid Hogan’s Heroes text posts 💀

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could Hogan's Heroes solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Voting ended onApr 9