#robert hogan

[gijoe-forever]

[benevolenterrancy]

@mutant-bike-lover this could legit just be an episode, can you even imagine the hijinks?

[decrepit-shelf]

[california-112]

- I know this is a ridiculous question, Carter, but how does it work? - I'll show ya! - Oh good. - This'll be rich. - Watch.

Hogan's Heroes | S04E02 'Klink Vs The Gonculator'

[fireinthefireproofvault]

Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...

• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs

• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show

• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold

• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe

• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass

• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily

• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

[anneofkeys]

So like, I know that the real reason why Hogan never kills anyone directly is because its a comedy show from the 1960s. But like. I love how this man is perfectly fine blowing up a train or factory. Or a training with fake fake grenades. But he always seems to struggle with the idea of directly killing a guy (the German scientist that they eventually get on their side with a cute girl always comes to mind).

I like to imagine that somehow he has been able to compartmentalized it. Like not directly killing a person somehow doesn't effect him as badly as killing directly. Like he knows a part of himself would die if he saw his own hands directly end a life. And there is a lot he's willing to sacrifice in this war. But that part isn't it.

[badassbiburgerbob]

Hogan/Kinch appreciation post