#andrew carter

[gijoe-forever]

[california-112]

- I know this is a ridiculous question, Carter, but how does it work? - I'll show ya! - Oh good. - This'll be rich. - Watch.

Hogan's Heroes | S04E02 'Klink Vs The Gonculator'

[decrepit-shelf]

He lost 100£ to Carter playing card games, it’s true I was there

[fireinthefireproofvault]

Come watch Hogan's Heroes, we have...

• Short king firecracker chef & self-proclaimed uncle of dogs

• Sweet goofy neurodivergent cinnamon roll who does the science & has the highest kill count in the show

• Fearless leader who definitely has favorite children & could probably convince you a brick was made of solid gold

• Lovably sleazy James Bond reject card shark who charms his way into your heart & your safe

• The quiet, capable sane one who holds everything together & has occasional bouts of sass

• Guy acting friendly & refined in an unfriendly unrefined business who wonders why he loses street cred daily

• Guy who can't always be bothered, but can always be bribed with food & we don't talk about how lowkey relatable that is enough

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Whenever I think romance is dead, I remember that prisoners of war weren't allowed to wear jewelry besides their dog tags, and that the actor who played Carter in Hogan's Heroes was married and refused to ever take off his wedding ring, and that's why Carter is always wearing gloves.

edit: prisoners of war were allowed to wear wedding rings, but Carter is unmarried

[launchthepolaris]

Happy 4th of July from Carter!!

He might’ve accidentally lit Klink and Hochstetter up in flames but it’s ok! I think!

[benevolenterrancy]

@feghoti the secret balding backstory that we've all been waiting for...

[overlyattachedto70s-sitcoms]

wheyyy look at me finishing a wip. 16 hours, at least 5 of them were today