#will solace textposts

[depressedacadamia]

Will: Moana without the “a” at the end just spells moan

Nico: why am I dating you

[depressedacadamia]

Will: this lip balm is nice

Will: Do you want to taste it?

Nico: I’m not a cat William, I don’t want to eat your lip balm.

[depressedacadamia]

Jason: Why is Nico upset?

Will: Duolingo said he got a word wrong

Nico: I SPEAK FLUENT ITALIAN- I KNOW WHAT THE WORD FOR HORSE IS!

[depressedacadamia]

Will and Nico: *snuggling together on a couch, happy and about to fall asleep to the russian revolution documentary on TV*

Will: *whispers* Hey

Nico: *tired and sleepy and thus wearing a dopey smile* What?

Will:*suddenly quite catatonic* Languages are just different fonts for speaking

Nico: *alarmed and sighs deeply before speaking really softly* No babe, we talked about this...

[depressedacadamia]

Percy: *leans on the wall next Nico while shirtless, sweaty and his tracksuits are hanging low so you can see his v-line and muscles* So I heard you had a crush on someone...

Nico: *internal gay freakout*

Will: *pulls Nico to his side* yeah, it’s me. *snarls threateningly* Motherfucker.

[depressedacadamia]

Nico: What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside us and they want them?

Leo: no<3

Piper: ...

Annabeth: ....

Will and Percy: Dude, what the fuck

[depressedacadamia]

Nico: Poison is water but crossed out

Rachel: Shots is water but in small font

Nico: Soap is water but in New Times Roman font

Rachel: eggnog is water but in handwritng

Will: This is why I don't like it when you two hang out