#solangelo textposts

[depressedacadamia]

Will: this lip balm is nice

Will: Do you want to taste it?

Nico: I’m not a cat William, I don’t want to eat your lip balm.

[heyimboredtalktome]

Nico: *hugs Will from behind*

Nico: *softly tucks his hair behind his ears*

Nico: *whispers* Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we're fucking done

[dam-demigods]

Random stranger: Is that man annoying you?

Nico, glancing at Will: Yes, but he's my husband. I signed up for this.

[dontlettheshipssink]

Solangelo's Wedding Rings

I truly believe that Nico's wedding ring would have the phrase "you are my sunshine" engraved in it, and Will's would have the phrase "my only sunshine" engraved in his.

[depressedacadamia]

Will and Nico: *snuggling together on a couch, happy and about to fall asleep to the russian revolution documentary on TV*

Will: *whispers* Hey

Nico: *tired and sleepy and thus wearing a dopey smile* What?

Will:*suddenly quite catatonic* Languages are just different fonts for speaking

Nico: *alarmed and sighs deeply before speaking really softly* No babe, we talked about this...

[depressedacadamia]

Percy: *leans on the wall next Nico while shirtless, sweaty and his tracksuits are hanging low so you can see his v-line and muscles* So I heard you had a crush on someone...

Nico: *internal gay freakout*

Will: *pulls Nico to his side* yeah, it’s me. *snarls threateningly* Motherfucker.

[depressedacadamia]

Nico: What happened to you guys? I LOVE communism!

Will: So you’ll let me treat your injury?

Nico: *in angry capitalist spirit* Fuck off, this is my wound. Get your own, communist.

Will: *face palms*

[dam-demigods]

Will: Oh, Nico! It seems that I have landed under the mistletoe *wriggles eyebrows*

Nico: You taped cranberries to a piece of spinach???

Will: Percy and Annabeth took the real one, just let me loVE YOU