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[zanephillips]

BRADLEY COOPER Alias #1.01 "Truth Be Told"

[alias-parody]

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out : Coming out as LGBTQIA+ is a pivotal moment in someone’s life, so it’s always best to not fuck that up. If you want to be a good ally, never say the following things.

I knew the second you told me you were gay : Although not wrong, there’s no need to repeat what they just said to you, as everyone gets the point now.

A little on the nose to do it during Pride Month, no? : Everyone is allowed to come to these decisions on their own timeline, even if it suspiciously lines up with an entire month celebrating the queer community.

Your father and I still love you : Have you even been listening? This day is about who they love, not you.

Hi, Gay, I’m Dad : Actually, this one is fine. Everyone loves a classic

Behold! The oracle spoke the truth! : You can be supportive without mentioning that the weird Italian genius you’re obsessed with prophesied your friend’s sexuality to you years ago.

So what’s next for Mr. New Gay Man? : Give Mr. New Gay Man a minute to breathe before pushing plans on him!

You still owe me $45 : They do, but give them a minute.

Oh, like Ellen! : Comparing a friend or acquaintance to Ellen DeGeneres at one of their most vulnerable moments is about the cruelest thing you could do.

In that outfit? : Not everyone comes out as stunningly as you.

How do you know? : They got a letter from the Department of Gay Affairs, just like everybody else.

This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you : Don’t imply that their closeted sexuality was easily apparent to anyone who put microphones and cameras everywhere in their apartment.

Are you queerbaiting me? : Twitter taught you the wrong definition of that word.

I’m gayer : It’s not a competition.

Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization’s diversity initiative? : Come on. At least wait a week before swooping in with corporate requests.

[andremichaux]

ALIAS | 3.10

[robntunney]

[scullysflannel]

he is journalism to me

[sydneybristowvaughn]

I don't care if Monday's black Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack Thursday never looking back It's Friday, I'm in love

[juliareed]

Fandom: Alias Relationships: Every combination of Allison/Lauren/Sark/Vaughn/Will, with main focus on Allison/Will and Lauren/Vaughn Song: Every You Every Me by Placebo Summary: "It's just as empty as the dreams. It's horrible. There's no... satisfaction. There's nothing.” Content warnings: Character death, violence, torture, flashing lights

[b99andsoc]

Everytime Vaughn and Sydney have their little rendezvous in that garage I giggle and kick my feet