#willy wonker

[sheaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Why are all gender reveal parties hosted by Willy Wonka

[blondehiggs]

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams. 

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) dir. Mel Stuart

[caspertheconfused]

British people say "uh" instead of "r" at the end of most words.

I knew this as a child.

Now apply that to willy Wonka.

[mojo-jlo]

I love the willy wonker movie but like how gross and sticky would that tour be like I feel icky watching it

[joblessjournals]

Week 13

65 job applications - granted the first 20 were probably shite but I have lowered my standards and salary and still nothing.  WTF.   My mood swings are making PMS seem like a trip to Willy Wonker's land of chocolate.  Is this normal? All these automated emails and HR people with their lovely phone voices teasing me into submissive hope.

[lawstudentssa]

Here I am sitting in Administrative Law and being like

[different-person-than-yesterday]

[depraved-diary]

Wonker Bars = Wanker Bars

that is all. Excuse my childish humour, I'm a childish person. Expect a long ass story post off me soon, its been long overdue. The fucking BITCH who makes me tick is too busy on her PS3, which she can't even play. I'm way more productive.