#willyyyy

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cold, cold februaries.

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I have a lil au in my head where nothing bad happened and it keeps me sane throughout the day

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HOT BOY AUTUMN

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OKAY MR STYLES

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A Note About Pillows

It should be mentioned that my dear friend Willyyyy, the wall calendar, has a girlfriend.  Her name is Shabamm (two "m"s) and she is a pillow with a face.  She is very proud of her independence, which is very understandable considering she was able to grow arms — complete with hands, fingers, and opposable thumbs — out of sheer willpower.

Anyway, she doesn't come around much because, ever since she grew her arms, she's been on the move.  She dropped by today to tell Willyyyy and me about her latest adventures.  She's only a pillow, so she counts on us to remember things for her from time to time.

It's nice to hear from her, but I really need to focus on taking down the Toad King.

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Clue Hunting

I won't be doing any fighting for today, that's for sure.  The effects of the cereal are still wearing off.  This gives me time to look through all the newspapers I can find online.  Who knows?  Maybe I'll stumble on a clue.

Willyyyy tells me he'd make me food if he wasn't a wall calendar.  Thanks buddy, but after this cereal thing, I don't think I'll be listening to any of your dietary advice for a while.

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Bad Mood

For those of you who don't know, I've got a wall calendar named Willyyyy (four "y"s) who begins each sentence with "Soo...when I was young..."  You can imagine how annoying this can be, but I pride myself on self-control.  Anyway, this morning he suggested that I try a special cereal so I could defeat that giant salamander.  I don't see how more fiber in my diet will help, but it's worth a shot.

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