L . A stolen kiss, Lord Peter, please and thank you.
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G. A fistfight, if it amuses you. :-)
Thanks for the prompt! I'm afraid the emphasis got rather out of order, but I hope you enjoy this double drabble.
“What is a devastating uppercut, Peter?”
Lord Peter Wimsey paused in the act of lighting his pipe, and after a moment’s stillness, threw his match into the fireplace. “If one may inquire, does your perplexity arise from the degree of devastation, or on the nature of an uppercut?”
“The latter. There’s also,” continued Harriet, slewing around in her chair, “the question of why it always seems to be devastating, in a certain kind of fiction.”
“Into which realms you are now venturing?”
“Experimentally, at least.”
“Hm. Well. I’ll be able to show you better if you stand up. Now: stay where you are for the minute. You are the intrepid hero, and I the slogging ruffian.”
“I shall exercise my powers of imagination,” said Harriet gravely.
“Thank you. I approach you with felonious intent. I land — for the sake of argument — a blow to your ribs and, pressing my advantage, get within your guard. Then the uppercut.” A sudden and rapid movement brought his lordship’s left fist almost level with his wife’s jaw. “With a bit of luck, the laws of physics and the element of surprise combine to make it devastating.”
“How nice,” said his wife; and kissed him.